mariadb_bin 🏳️⚧️
@mariadbbin.com
I do music sometimes and maybe a video game or two.
Dear Diary: Day 69
Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.
Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dear Diary: Day 69
Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.
Multiple coworkers have picked up and played with the stuffed shark on my desk. They have decided it is a communal sensory toy, and absolutely not a statement about me being #trans. I can't make this shit up.
Stardate 68 captain's log 3: added smolhaj to my work desk. They still don't get it.
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Stardate 68 captain's log 3: added smolhaj to my work desk. They still don't get it.
Still haven't decorated my office since I've never had one before and don't have a bunch of decorations ready to go. So my coworkers at the front desk decided to decorate for me while I was out.
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Still haven't decorated my office since I've never had one before and don't have a bunch of decorations ready to go. So my coworkers at the front desk decided to decorate for me while I was out.
How I be looking at bae knowing she's the most beautiful girl in the world.
August 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
How I be looking at bae knowing she's the most beautiful girl in the world.
"Video games aren't art"
Okay buddy but at least in those I get to be pretty and pretend to own property.
Okay buddy but at least in those I get to be pretty and pretend to own property.
August 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Video games aren't art"
Okay buddy but at least in those I get to be pretty and pretend to own property.
Okay buddy but at least in those I get to be pretty and pretend to own property.
I don't think I've ever posted the cats here. This is Ivan and Emma.
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I don't think I've ever posted the cats here. This is Ivan and Emma.
How Andrew Cuomo thinks he looks when he writes a statement.
August 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How Andrew Cuomo thinks he looks when he writes a statement.
Get up in the morn and feed em errywhere I go.
Boutta beat out my girlfriend in tiddy weight fo sho
Ingestin injectin patchin estro on the down low
Word up, Dracula Flow
Call me spironactolo hoe
Call these rhymes a provolone wrapped pro-jester own.
Boutta beat out my girlfriend in tiddy weight fo sho
Ingestin injectin patchin estro on the down low
Word up, Dracula Flow
Call me spironactolo hoe
Call these rhymes a provolone wrapped pro-jester own.
August 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Get up in the morn and feed em errywhere I go.
Boutta beat out my girlfriend in tiddy weight fo sho
Ingestin injectin patchin estro on the down low
Word up, Dracula Flow
Call me spironactolo hoe
Call these rhymes a provolone wrapped pro-jester own.
Boutta beat out my girlfriend in tiddy weight fo sho
Ingestin injectin patchin estro on the down low
Word up, Dracula Flow
Call me spironactolo hoe
Call these rhymes a provolone wrapped pro-jester own.
Oh joy, the OF bots are here. Here's something #wholesome for your feed.
January 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oh joy, the OF bots are here. Here's something #wholesome for your feed.
Happy crimbo to all
December 24, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Happy crimbo to all
How I sleep knowing billionaires feel fear.
December 10, 2024 at 11:16 PM
How I sleep knowing billionaires feel fear.
Oh to be an innocent little sandwich...
November 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Oh to be an innocent little sandwich...
Work is very slow and I'm just continuously posting so I can either get picked up by an algo, someone finds me and like my posts, or the influx of conservative users very quickly finds out I do not like them. To whom I all wish a very merry I hope an anteater licks your mouth.
November 17, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Work is very slow and I'm just continuously posting so I can either get picked up by an algo, someone finds me and like my posts, or the influx of conservative users very quickly finds out I do not like them. To whom I all wish a very merry I hope an anteater licks your mouth.
Me eying floor modellers worth $1500 😏
My copy of Amplitube 5 Max with a bunch of IRs loaded up on it, and Tonex SE with a bunch of community amps downloaded on my laptop I bought specifically for live use:
#music #musicproduction
My copy of Amplitube 5 Max with a bunch of IRs loaded up on it, and Tonex SE with a bunch of community amps downloaded on my laptop I bought specifically for live use:
#music #musicproduction
November 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Me eying floor modellers worth $1500 😏
My copy of Amplitube 5 Max with a bunch of IRs loaded up on it, and Tonex SE with a bunch of community amps downloaded on my laptop I bought specifically for live use:
#music #musicproduction
My copy of Amplitube 5 Max with a bunch of IRs loaded up on it, and Tonex SE with a bunch of community amps downloaded on my laptop I bought specifically for live use:
#music #musicproduction
You ever just wanna... 🚁? #photography #drone
October 22, 2024 at 12:23 PM
You ever just wanna... 🚁? #photography #drone
Saturday was fun. Loads of photos to process but I'm enjoying every second of it!
October 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Saturday was fun. Loads of photos to process but I'm enjoying every second of it!
