This recipe can be classed as ‘ultimate’ just for this line - ‘If you are at all frightened about choking-induced fatalities at the table, do leave out the hardware.’

Beautiful. Sending you much love. <3

Do you also do 'cowboy time' for ten to ten? Our families should meet.

I came across an American on instagram recently who didn't understand that 'half four' meant 4.30pm.

In England - more specifically in London, and I'd say 'half past two' or 'half two' or maybe 'two thirty'. More likely to say the latter if I'm aware that the person I'm talking to has English as a second language.

"any questions should be asked sensitively" - the naivety in writing such a thing is breath taking.

I mean come on: we'll ask but reserve right to exclude you on the basis of how you look. Oh, and if you try to use your birth sex specific facilities we'll kick you out of those as well.

Get fucked.