Marcus Vargo
@marcusvargo.bsky.social
Definitely not one of them got dang robots
Lifestyle strategy: weekday monk, weekend punk
May 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Lifestyle strategy: weekday monk, weekend punk
Watching YouTube interrupting an in-video commercial to play a YouTube commercial, then cutting right back to the remainder of the in-video commercial is some depressing-ass dystopian shit.
April 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Watching YouTube interrupting an in-video commercial to play a YouTube commercial, then cutting right back to the remainder of the in-video commercial is some depressing-ass dystopian shit.
The Art of the Deal!
Step 1. Threaten
Step 2. Yell
Step 3. Pout
Step 4. Profit
Step 1. Threaten
Step 2. Yell
Step 3. Pout
Step 4. Profit
March 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Art of the Deal!
Step 1. Threaten
Step 2. Yell
Step 3. Pout
Step 4. Profit
Step 1. Threaten
Step 2. Yell
Step 3. Pout
Step 4. Profit
Who DOGEs the DOGEmen?
February 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Who DOGEs the DOGEmen?
Dangit if this album don't still give me goosies.
February 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dangit if this album don't still give me goosies.
There is an unclearable notification on my phone's lock screen that says I have a voicemail. However, upon checking my voicemail I actually do not have a voicemail.
The future is stupid.
The future is stupid.
February 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There is an unclearable notification on my phone's lock screen that says I have a voicemail. However, upon checking my voicemail I actually do not have a voicemail.
The future is stupid.
The future is stupid.
I've recently discovered that I've been unknowingly initiated into midwest culture. Not through hot dish, or snow, or lake culture, but holy nuts the passive-aggression up here is REAL.
February 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I've recently discovered that I've been unknowingly initiated into midwest culture. Not through hot dish, or snow, or lake culture, but holy nuts the passive-aggression up here is REAL.
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From a journalist friend: Just spreading the word. The CDC is purging data, so people should archive their favorite CDC datasets today, namely ones around race/ethnic diversity, LGBTQ, and reproductive health. Also health data involving climate. The youth risk behavior survey has already gone down.
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
From a journalist friend: Just spreading the word. The CDC is purging data, so people should archive their favorite CDC datasets today, namely ones around race/ethnic diversity, LGBTQ, and reproductive health. Also health data involving climate. The youth risk behavior survey has already gone down.
Excuse me, I was told there would be "'atta boy"s but I seem to only be receiving "gotta second?"s.
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Excuse me, I was told there would be "'atta boy"s but I seem to only be receiving "gotta second?"s.
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I'm gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag gonna fly on an Eagle I'm gonna kick some butt I'm gonna drive a big truck gonna rule this world Gonna kick some ass gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE!
January 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag gonna fly on an Eagle I'm gonna kick some butt I'm gonna drive a big truck gonna rule this world Gonna kick some ass gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE!
Sometimes I have a profound faith in humanity's grand arc.
All other times, I'm getting gas at Costco.
All other times, I'm getting gas at Costco.
January 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sometimes I have a profound faith in humanity's grand arc.
All other times, I'm getting gas at Costco.
All other times, I'm getting gas at Costco.
Yeah but it's a dry frozen hellscape.
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah but it's a dry frozen hellscape.
I'll bet you a thousand neatly stacked donuts that David Lynch had some glorious last cigarettes.
January 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'll bet you a thousand neatly stacked donuts that David Lynch had some glorious last cigarettes.
DAVID LYNCH DIDN'T DIE COOP, HE JUST RETIRED TO A CHARMING SMALL TOWN IN NOTHERN WASHINGTON STATE.
January 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
DAVID LYNCH DIDN'T DIE COOP, HE JUST RETIRED TO A CHARMING SMALL TOWN IN NOTHERN WASHINGTON STATE.
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you're telling me times were mid AND evil??
January 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
you're telling me times were mid AND evil??
According to a company email, it's "Causal Friday." Feels good to know that what I do finally matters. Especially in this tux!
January 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
According to a company email, it's "Causal Friday." Feels good to know that what I do finally matters. Especially in this tux!
Ah dang, he lost me at "we've got to stop cursing and start praying", well it was inspirational while it lasted bud.
January 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ah dang, he lost me at "we've got to stop cursing and start praying", well it was inspirational while it lasted bud.
In his 1972 Crisis of Confidence speech, Jimmy's accent made it sound like he said, "a year full of sharks and tragedy", but according to the subtitles he said "shocks". Still, though, I'm sure there were also sharks!
January 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In his 1972 Crisis of Confidence speech, Jimmy's accent made it sound like he said, "a year full of sharks and tragedy", but according to the subtitles he said "shocks". Still, though, I'm sure there were also sharks!
"This is not a message of happiness or reassurance, but it is the truth, and it is a warning." This is how you Daddy a naughty America.
January 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"This is not a message of happiness or reassurance, but it is the truth, and it is a warning." This is how you Daddy a naughty America.
Jimmy Carter's strong ideologies, ascetic humility, and initials provide a strong comparison to perhaps the greatest humanitarian leader of all time, which of course is John Connor.
January 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jimmy Carter's strong ideologies, ascetic humility, and initials provide a strong comparison to perhaps the greatest humanitarian leader of all time, which of course is John Connor.
Since explosive diarrhea is rarely ever scheduled, I too can claim that my toddler is "full of surprises".
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Since explosive diarrhea is rarely ever scheduled, I too can claim that my toddler is "full of surprises".
Is this the app that'll finally tell me about the price of eggs?
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is this the app that'll finally tell me about the price of eggs?
Very excited to join this new platform, and a special thank-you to CEO Jim Belusky for making it happen.
a man leans against a tree with #laff written on the bottom
ALT: a man leans against a tree with #laff written on the bottom
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January 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Very excited to join this new platform, and a special thank-you to CEO Jim Belusky for making it happen.