Marcus Vargo
@marcusvargo.bsky.social
Definitely not one of them got dang robots
Lifestyle strategy: weekday monk, weekend punk
May 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Lifestyle strategy: weekday monk, weekend punk
Watching YouTube interrupting an in-video commercial to play a YouTube commercial, then cutting right back to the remainder of the in-video commercial is some depressing-ass dystopian shit.
April 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Watching YouTube interrupting an in-video commercial to play a YouTube commercial, then cutting right back to the remainder of the in-video commercial is some depressing-ass dystopian shit.
The Art of the Deal!
Step 1. Threaten
Step 2. Yell
Step 3. Pout
Step 4. Profit
Step 1. Threaten
Step 2. Yell
Step 3. Pout
Step 4. Profit
March 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The Art of the Deal!
Step 1. Threaten
Step 2. Yell
Step 3. Pout
Step 4. Profit
Step 1. Threaten
Step 2. Yell
Step 3. Pout
Step 4. Profit
Oi is thus guy calling me some kind of marsupial
March 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oi is thus guy calling me some kind of marsupial
Very cool dude. Smooth and clean and mellow. Dig it!
February 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Very cool dude. Smooth and clean and mellow. Dig it!
Who DOGEs the DOGEmen?
February 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Who DOGEs the DOGEmen?
Dangit if this album don't still give me goosies.
February 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dangit if this album don't still give me goosies.
There is an unclearable notification on my phone's lock screen that says I have a voicemail. However, upon checking my voicemail I actually do not have a voicemail.
The future is stupid.
The future is stupid.
February 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There is an unclearable notification on my phone's lock screen that says I have a voicemail. However, upon checking my voicemail I actually do not have a voicemail.
The future is stupid.
The future is stupid.
I've recently discovered that I've been unknowingly initiated into midwest culture. Not through hot dish, or snow, or lake culture, but holy nuts the passive-aggression up here is REAL.
February 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I've recently discovered that I've been unknowingly initiated into midwest culture. Not through hot dish, or snow, or lake culture, but holy nuts the passive-aggression up here is REAL.
Is this talking strand of DNA gendered by any chance?
February 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Is this talking strand of DNA gendered by any chance?
The Law of Diminishing Returns has no power in The Land of the 24-hr News Cycle!
February 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The Law of Diminishing Returns has no power in The Land of the 24-hr News Cycle!
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From a journalist friend: Just spreading the word. The CDC is purging data, so people should archive their favorite CDC datasets today, namely ones around race/ethnic diversity, LGBTQ, and reproductive health. Also health data involving climate. The youth risk behavior survey has already gone down.
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
From a journalist friend: Just spreading the word. The CDC is purging data, so people should archive their favorite CDC datasets today, namely ones around race/ethnic diversity, LGBTQ, and reproductive health. Also health data involving climate. The youth risk behavior survey has already gone down.
Excuse me, I was told there would be "'atta boy"s but I seem to only be receiving "gotta second?"s.
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Excuse me, I was told there would be "'atta boy"s but I seem to only be receiving "gotta second?"s.
Reposted by Marcus Vargo
I'm gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag gonna fly on an Eagle I'm gonna kick some butt I'm gonna drive a big truck gonna rule this world Gonna kick some ass gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE!
January 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag gonna fly on an Eagle I'm gonna kick some butt I'm gonna drive a big truck gonna rule this world Gonna kick some ass gonna rise up I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE!
Sometimes I have a profound faith in humanity's grand arc.
All other times, I'm getting gas at Costco.
All other times, I'm getting gas at Costco.
January 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Sometimes I have a profound faith in humanity's grand arc.
All other times, I'm getting gas at Costco.
All other times, I'm getting gas at Costco.
Woah what are the odds!
January 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Woah what are the odds!
But is Jeffpardy still on at 7:30? youtu.be/Bdx86Pet5nA?...
JEFFPARDY
YouTube video by 𝕻𝖔𝖕 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘 • ⸆⸉ • 𝔸☆𝕋𝔼𝔼ℕ𝕊
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
But is Jeffpardy still on at 7:30? youtu.be/Bdx86Pet5nA?...
As a straight white male, I for one am appreciating the recent empowerment that allows me to threaten those who have only ever tried to help me with murder. Finally, my time to shine!
January 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
As a straight white male, I for one am appreciating the recent empowerment that allows me to threaten those who have only ever tried to help me with murder. Finally, my time to shine!
No dude it's, like, an additive comma. Thats why I keep it both!
January 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
No dude it's, like, an additive comma. Thats why I keep it both!
Thanks, I needed this.
January 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thanks, I needed this.
Yeah but it's a dry frozen hellscape.
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah but it's a dry frozen hellscape.
Congrats! Hope you and your fam are happy and healthy!
January 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Congrats! Hope you and your fam are happy and healthy!
I'll bet you a thousand neatly stacked donuts that David Lynch had some glorious last cigarettes.
January 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'll bet you a thousand neatly stacked donuts that David Lynch had some glorious last cigarettes.