MG
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MG
@marcusgibbs.com
Anyone else get bored on a Saturday night so you drink some wine and write code to scratch an itch about a thing you don’t like?
March 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The sad realization that I have to stop dancing because it looks Trumpish.
March 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Fun movie fact: Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace started with a trade war.
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’m down for Pete’s reinstatement and all… but when did the US president become the commissioner of baseball?
March 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’ll be honest, I watch Daytona 500 for the crashes.
February 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’ve always believed it is our God given American right to satirize the president, and I have exercised that right ever year of my adult life. 😂
February 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Once again embracing my age, I must admit I didn’t know any of the music from this year’s halftime show. That’s not a problem… I’m just out of touch. 😝
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Children died, the days grew cold, a dozen eggs could buy a bag of gold. I wish we’d all been ready. Larry almost got it right. 😝
February 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Waffle House started a 50 cent surcharge per egg. #stupidnews
February 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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OpenAI right now
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
He wants to go get that liquid gold - officially known as the Clampett Domestic Policy
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That time you had to use a regular shovel and a push broom to dig yourself out to go to Home Depot to buy a snow shovel.
January 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Day 2 of the snow. The power is on but sanity is lost. Ive sat in the same chair for these past sixteen hours dreaming of the warmth of outworld.
January 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Who’s snowed in?
January 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Happy new year all! Any good resolutions besides weight loss?
January 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just finished this documentary. Now I’m going back to the movies just to see how bad Superman IV really was. #superman
December 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Santa’s not fat; he’s just… vertically challenged by horizontal success. All those cookies and no cardio—unless you count chimney diving as a sport. Someone get this guy a Fitbit before the reindeer unionize. #GrinchThoughts #SantaSized
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Friday at work… it’s like I just got back to the norm and the week is over.
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Today was the first day back a work after the holiday, but I'm not sure how productive I was...
December 4, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I ate too much yesterday.
November 29, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all yall.
November 28, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Any one else using wrinkle release setting on the dryer because it’s cold outside?
November 27, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Any Thanksgiving Tv special favorites? The Garfield Thanksgiving special is rolling around in my head.
November 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it
November 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I’m “this cold makes my bones hurt” years old.
November 24, 2024 at 4:18 AM