Kris
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Kris
@maplboy.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I've surmised that my only contribution to these kinds of platforms can be likened unto the value Stadler and Waldorf add to every episode of the Muppets Show. Thanks for the good vibes though!
Good a place to talk as any about how I watched Jaws for the first time the other day
Weird take on the buddy-cop genre, but I respect it
All seriousness though, it's interesting examining my feelings on a piece of older media that wasn't the cornerstone of my childhood
Weird take on the buddy-cop genre, but I respect it
All seriousness though, it's interesting examining my feelings on a piece of older media that wasn't the cornerstone of my childhood
September 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good a place to talk as any about how I watched Jaws for the first time the other day
Weird take on the buddy-cop genre, but I respect it
All seriousness though, it's interesting examining my feelings on a piece of older media that wasn't the cornerstone of my childhood
Weird take on the buddy-cop genre, but I respect it
All seriousness though, it's interesting examining my feelings on a piece of older media that wasn't the cornerstone of my childhood
Good to see that after a year off bluesky nothing seems to have changed
Knock on wood
Knock on wood
September 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Good to see that after a year off bluesky nothing seems to have changed
Knock on wood
Knock on wood
I don't know why I haven't seen a Milo ad to Mitski's "My Love Mine all Mine" - I feel like it would be surrealist/absurdist/existentialist enough to resonate with the emerging youth of the current generation.
"Milo, Milo my, Milo, Milo Milo myyy-lo"
*Cue the old spice theme*
"Milo, Milo my, Milo, Milo Milo myyy-lo"
*Cue the old spice theme*
December 2, 2024 at 10:06 AM
I don't know why I haven't seen a Milo ad to Mitski's "My Love Mine all Mine" - I feel like it would be surrealist/absurdist/existentialist enough to resonate with the emerging youth of the current generation.
"Milo, Milo my, Milo, Milo Milo myyy-lo"
*Cue the old spice theme*
"Milo, Milo my, Milo, Milo Milo myyy-lo"
*Cue the old spice theme*
Michael Jackson if he...never mind. Hey Google, play "Fat" by Weird Al.
November 30, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Michael Jackson if he...never mind. Hey Google, play "Fat" by Weird Al.
Neon lights are surprisingly magical, a stones-throw-or-two from shore. It almost makes you forget the consumerism it represents, but hey, at least it's pretty!
November 29, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Neon lights are surprisingly magical, a stones-throw-or-two from shore. It almost makes you forget the consumerism it represents, but hey, at least it's pretty!
One of anime's greatest ending songs - this is an awesome cover!
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 PM
One of anime's greatest ending songs - this is an awesome cover!
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack!
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack!
My face always hurts, what're you talking about
November 24, 2024 at 3:07 AM
My face always hurts, what're you talking about
Oh boy I love waking at 2 in the morning to make my 9am flight woweeeeeee
elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while standing next to a table .
Alt: elmo from sesame street screams while standing next to a table .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Oh boy I love waking at 2 in the morning to make my 9am flight woweeeeeee
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The Andromeda Galaxy from last night. 22 November 2024. 🔭 🧪 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography #ThePhotoHour
November 23, 2024 at 9:34 AM
The Andromeda Galaxy from last night. 22 November 2024. 🔭 🧪 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography #ThePhotoHour
If you see this, post a GIF of *your* favourite Doctor! #doctorwho
November 23, 2024 at 12:59 PM
If you see this, post a GIF of *your* favourite Doctor! #doctorwho
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Reposted by Kris
Cartoonists use humor and art to nurture freedom and democracy, inspiring hope and reminding us of the power of truth 🖌️❤️ #FreedomOfExpression #HopeThroughArt #cartoonists
cartoonistsrights.org/help-us/
cartoonistsrights.org/help-us/
November 22, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Cartoonists use humor and art to nurture freedom and democracy, inspiring hope and reminding us of the power of truth 🖌️❤️ #FreedomOfExpression #HopeThroughArt #cartoonists
cartoonistsrights.org/help-us/
cartoonistsrights.org/help-us/
Um, they've got the spirit, at least
November 23, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Um, they've got the spirit, at least
I thank God everyday for YA authors single-handedly keeping me reading throughout high school - your service is much appreciated
Also Arthur Conan Doyle, but you know what I mean! Go Authors! #booksky #authorsky
Also Arthur Conan Doyle, but you know what I mean! Go Authors! #booksky #authorsky
Middle grade/YA writers, don’t stop. There are kids at the book fair waiting for you
November 22, 2024 at 11:11 AM
I thank God everyday for YA authors single-handedly keeping me reading throughout high school - your service is much appreciated
Also Arthur Conan Doyle, but you know what I mean! Go Authors! #booksky #authorsky
Also Arthur Conan Doyle, but you know what I mean! Go Authors! #booksky #authorsky
White Olympus House has Down Fallen
In other news, I felt really bad every time a group of people died, not because it was necessarily tragic, but because it was always accompanied by the largest freaking-ass Michael-Bay-core explosion the early-2010s had ever seen.
And it made me laugh.
In other news, I felt really bad every time a group of people died, not because it was necessarily tragic, but because it was always accompanied by the largest freaking-ass Michael-Bay-core explosion the early-2010s had ever seen.
And it made me laugh.
November 22, 2024 at 10:35 AM
White Olympus House has Down Fallen
In other news, I felt really bad every time a group of people died, not because it was necessarily tragic, but because it was always accompanied by the largest freaking-ass Michael-Bay-core explosion the early-2010s had ever seen.
And it made me laugh.
In other news, I felt really bad every time a group of people died, not because it was necessarily tragic, but because it was always accompanied by the largest freaking-ass Michael-Bay-core explosion the early-2010s had ever seen.
And it made me laugh.
Reposted by Kris
Reposted by Kris
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
Reposted by Kris
hello distinguished various interesting people
i like art, i like finding cool people on bluesky
🦭🐋🦕🌑🦕🐋🦭
for every repost/quote this gets, i’ll draw a favourite thing from your bio/perhaps a request!
i like art, i like finding cool people on bluesky
🦭🐋🦕🌑🦕🐋🦭
for every repost/quote this gets, i’ll draw a favourite thing from your bio/perhaps a request!
November 21, 2024 at 6:07 AM
hello distinguished various interesting people
i like art, i like finding cool people on bluesky
🦭🐋🦕🌑🦕🐋🦭
for every repost/quote this gets, i’ll draw a favourite thing from your bio/perhaps a request!
i like art, i like finding cool people on bluesky
🦭🐋🦕🌑🦕🐋🦭
for every repost/quote this gets, i’ll draw a favourite thing from your bio/perhaps a request!
How dare a $10 shirt be this deep and cute
November 22, 2024 at 2:28 AM
How dare a $10 shirt be this deep and cute
November 21, 2024 at 10:51 AM
I'M NOT RAISING MY SON TO BE A CLASSIC-LIT-ERER
IF HE HASN'T READ THE AKASAKA MASTERPIECE KAGUYA-SAMA LOVE IS WAR, I'M SHIPPING HIM TO MILITARY SCHOOL EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
IF HE HASN'T READ THE AKASAKA MASTERPIECE KAGUYA-SAMA LOVE IS WAR, I'M SHIPPING HIM TO MILITARY SCHOOL EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
November 21, 2024 at 4:35 AM
I'M NOT RAISING MY SON TO BE A CLASSIC-LIT-ERER
IF HE HASN'T READ THE AKASAKA MASTERPIECE KAGUYA-SAMA LOVE IS WAR, I'M SHIPPING HIM TO MILITARY SCHOOL EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
IF HE HASN'T READ THE AKASAKA MASTERPIECE KAGUYA-SAMA LOVE IS WAR, I'M SHIPPING HIM TO MILITARY SCHOOL EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
Damn I do want a dog
November 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Damn I do want a dog