My Santa Claus is Turkish.
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My Santa Claus is Turkish.
Eating pimento cheese with Doritos is like pulling a U-Haul trailer with a Miata
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Eating pimento cheese with Doritos is like pulling a U-Haul trailer with a Miata
If it smells weird in here it’s because I was boiling river rocks.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If it smells weird in here it’s because I was boiling river rocks.
Just found out Prue Leith’s gamer tag is “350GLAZEIT”.
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just found out Prue Leith’s gamer tag is “350GLAZEIT”.
Strobe by Deadmau5 but played on those church handbells
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Strobe by Deadmau5 but played on those church handbells
Hottest Millennial Christmas Present of 2025:
Hair Bar x Shower Smoothie Combo Pack
Hair Bar x Shower Smoothie Combo Pack
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hottest Millennial Christmas Present of 2025:
Hair Bar x Shower Smoothie Combo Pack
Hair Bar x Shower Smoothie Combo Pack
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Meat had a very low boiling point.” - @ouancouanc.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Meat had a very low boiling point.” - @ouancouanc.bsky.social
Australia: The Game
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Australia: The Game
Sorry, it’s pronounced “Geoff Jícama”.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sorry, it’s pronounced “Geoff Jícama”.
Hot take:
The parents from Bluey are weak and let their kids take advantage of them
The parents from Bluey are weak and let their kids take advantage of them
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hot take:
The parents from Bluey are weak and let their kids take advantage of them
The parents from Bluey are weak and let their kids take advantage of them
After much thought and deliberation I hereby submit the following rule for consideration:
You may only call someone a “big dog” if you yourself could reasonably be called a “big dog”.
You may only call someone a “big dog” if you yourself could reasonably be called a “big dog”.
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
After much thought and deliberation I hereby submit the following rule for consideration:
You may only call someone a “big dog” if you yourself could reasonably be called a “big dog”.
You may only call someone a “big dog” if you yourself could reasonably be called a “big dog”.
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Amazon packers using large boxes for small items is my favorite form of quiet quitting/ worker rebellion/ silent protest.
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Amazon packers using large boxes for small items is my favorite form of quiet quitting/ worker rebellion/ silent protest.
“If you put me in somewhere with a dolphin I’m going to set it free.” - @ouancouanc.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“If you put me in somewhere with a dolphin I’m going to set it free.” - @ouancouanc.bsky.social
Why Do They Always Test The Elevators But Never The Stairs
October 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Why Do They Always Test The Elevators But Never The Stairs
The Law Offices of Allen, Allen, Allen, Allen & Nutmaxxer
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Law Offices of Allen, Allen, Allen, Allen & Nutmaxxer
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books: podcasts of the roman empire
"It is the worst of times. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book."
-Cicero
-Cicero
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
books: podcasts of the roman empire
Starting a playlist for Worst Songs for Stop-and-Go Traffic. So far I have:
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Mona Lisa Overdrive - Juno Reactor
Anything by Rage Against the Machine
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Mona Lisa Overdrive - Juno Reactor
Anything by Rage Against the Machine
October 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Starting a playlist for Worst Songs for Stop-and-Go Traffic. So far I have:
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Mona Lisa Overdrive - Juno Reactor
Anything by Rage Against the Machine
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Mona Lisa Overdrive - Juno Reactor
Anything by Rage Against the Machine
New Dream Job: Wagon mechanic at one of those Pick-Your-Own apple orchards
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
New Dream Job: Wagon mechanic at one of those Pick-Your-Own apple orchards
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male loneliness epidemic explained
September 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
male loneliness epidemic explained