Snow pants let you shovel commando.
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Snow pants let you shovel commando.
Music is unique but the body roll in universal.
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Music is unique but the body roll in universal.
Cinnamon rolls sprinkled with chopped motrin
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Cinnamon rolls sprinkled with chopped motrin
I just learned about “fiber-maxxing” from the Today show.
January 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I just learned about “fiber-maxxing” from the Today show.
UPDATE:
The new “Cherry Bomb” Alani is the same as the old cherry Alani.
The new “Cherry Bomb” Alani is the same as the old cherry Alani.
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
UPDATE:
The new “Cherry Bomb” Alani is the same as the old cherry Alani.
The new “Cherry Bomb” Alani is the same as the old cherry Alani.
This is why all our furniture is wicker.
January 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
This is why all our furniture is wicker.
We’ve got to beat the speedboat salesmen to the airport.
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
We’ve got to beat the speedboat salesmen to the airport.
Sun-warmed AirPods 👌
December 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sun-warmed AirPods 👌
My Santa Claus is Turkish.
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My Santa Claus is Turkish.
Eating pimento cheese with Doritos is like pulling a U-Haul trailer with a Miata
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Eating pimento cheese with Doritos is like pulling a U-Haul trailer with a Miata
If it smells weird in here it’s because I was boiling river rocks.
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If it smells weird in here it’s because I was boiling river rocks.
Just found out Prue Leith’s gamer tag is “350GLAZEIT”.
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just found out Prue Leith’s gamer tag is “350GLAZEIT”.
Strobe by Deadmau5 but played on those church handbells
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Strobe by Deadmau5 but played on those church handbells
Hottest Millennial Christmas Present of 2025:
Hair Bar x Shower Smoothie Combo Pack
Hair Bar x Shower Smoothie Combo Pack
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hottest Millennial Christmas Present of 2025:
Hair Bar x Shower Smoothie Combo Pack
Hair Bar x Shower Smoothie Combo Pack
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Meat had a very low boiling point.” - @ouancouanc.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Meat had a very low boiling point.” - @ouancouanc.bsky.social
Australia: The Game
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Australia: The Game
Sorry, it’s pronounced “Geoff Jícama”.
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sorry, it’s pronounced “Geoff Jícama”.
Hot take:
The parents from Bluey are weak and let their kids take advantage of them
The parents from Bluey are weak and let their kids take advantage of them
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hot take:
The parents from Bluey are weak and let their kids take advantage of them
The parents from Bluey are weak and let their kids take advantage of them
After much thought and deliberation I hereby submit the following rule for consideration:
You may only call someone a “big dog” if you yourself could reasonably be called a “big dog”.
You may only call someone a “big dog” if you yourself could reasonably be called a “big dog”.
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
After much thought and deliberation I hereby submit the following rule for consideration:
You may only call someone a “big dog” if you yourself could reasonably be called a “big dog”.
You may only call someone a “big dog” if you yourself could reasonably be called a “big dog”.
Reposted by ManyTinyAnimals
Amazon packers using large boxes for small items is my favorite form of quiet quitting/ worker rebellion/ silent protest.
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Amazon packers using large boxes for small items is my favorite form of quiet quitting/ worker rebellion/ silent protest.
“If you put me in somewhere with a dolphin I’m going to set it free.” - @ouancouanc.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“If you put me in somewhere with a dolphin I’m going to set it free.” - @ouancouanc.bsky.social