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Formerly happy.
Whatever you do - DO NOT pay attention to what is happening in Nepal right now…
September 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Our longstanding fascination with Nazism as a sort of profoundly superhuman evil has blinded many Americans to the fact that Nazism was actually a profoundly human evil.
August 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I find it hilarious that Cracker Barrel received a “RIGHT WING BACKLASH” over their new branding not because the change offended any particular right wing sensibilities but because only right-wingers had any investment in that bland slop in the first place.
August 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Six! Six, five!
The Neighbor of the Beast.
A sacrifice
Is going on
across the street
August 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m deglovin’ it.
August 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
An interesting phenomenon in our world is that when a child drops a ball on level ground and said ball rolls under a vehicle- physics dictates that this ball MUST come to rest in the exact spot where you need to crawl on your belly like a dirty dog to get it.
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Momma we made it.
July 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Homemade White Castle sliders AKA Steamed Hams for the fam tonight.
July 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hersheys: Care to try our disgusting chocolate?

Me: Lol no.

Hersheys: We put almonds in it.

Me: I’ll take 17.
June 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Was boarding a flight with my sister and as we were moving through first class I saw Alice Cooper. We got up a few rows and I whispered to my sis “I think that was Alice Cooper”.

A guy behind me loudly says:

“It is Alice Cooper. He looks like shit huh?”
June 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You laugh now but eventually they’ll have enough corpses to
physically block AOC from entering the chamber.
Three democratic members of congress who were sworn in this January have died in the first four-plus months of the session.
The family of Dem Rep. Gerry Connolly announced that he has died at 75. Connolly had been fighting cancer.
May 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My favorite element of overt fascism is being told that therapy and medication is for the weak by the people most desperately in need of therapy and medication.
May 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It is absolutely absurd for any federal judge to stand in the way of our administration’s mandate to deport randomly detained brown people to the Event Horizon hell dimension.
May 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Modern pop music has no substance. Used to be you could turn on the radio and hear a song about a dead guy ejaculating.
May 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Now is the White Boy Summer of our discontent.
May 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Whenever the Pope isn’t alive everybody should be asking “Where’s the Pope?”
April 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Polling shows a growing number of republicans now feel comfortable admitting that they identify with the MAGA movement.

Fixed the headline for ya.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Polling shows growing number of Republicans identify with the MAGA movement
More than one-third of registered voters identified themselves as MAGA supporters in March's NBC News poll. That includes 71% of Republicans.
www.nbcnews.com
April 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Hot dog purism is an extension of class warfare.

Hot dogs in NYC are not the domain of epicureans espousing the virtues of mustard and kraut. They are sustenance to the diverse masses of the city needing a cheap bite after work and those folks could care less about your preference of condiment.
my favorite responses to this are people saying "it's okay i'm not mad :) i just think it's sad that you're clearly eating garbage hot dogs like the gutter trash you are"
i am turning 35 this year and i literally just learned from my husband a few months ago that people not only have opinions about hot dog condiments, they get insanely worked up about them, and i am excited to make all of you soooo mad by telling you i just put ketchup on my hot dogs and nothing else
April 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Reject modernity. Embrace preventable suffering.
April 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When you realize there’s a good chance that guy in your Modern Warfare lobby rattling off slurs back in ‘08 is now the Secretary of Defense.
March 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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A second plane has fed the toddler
March 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Please do not discuss politics at the office as some of your coworkers may be evil
March 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A robot walks into a bar
orders a drink
lays down a bill
The bartender says, hey we don't serve robots
and the robot says, oh but someday you will

- Silver Jews “The Frontier Index”
March 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Oh sure everyone "hates the police" but when you see something mildly suspicious and need a couple of SUVs full of jittery, paranoid graduates of an online course called "Judged By 12 or Carried By 6" to roll up armed with gear the Marines wished they had in Fallujah, who you gonna call, smartass?
March 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM