Mandate the Ostrich
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Serial commenter. Leftist & anti-maga but my non-political ideas are just as based.
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Serial commenter. Leftist & anti-maga but my non-political ideas are just as based.
UWZ COT XARI 🌈
overthink • overshare • overstimulate 🤌
This page is pro 🏳️⚧️
Hank Green liked my reply once so I’m on an ego trip now
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Mandate the Ostrich
@mantheos.bsky.social
· Dec 15
It’s all fun and games til you realize nobody under a dictatorship expected their country to fall to a dictatorship.
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The last couple days have shown two things:
1. Trump does not give a flying fuck about Charlie Kirk.
2. If he doesn’t care about one of his biggest supporters he certainly doesn’t care about you.
1. Trump does not give a flying fuck about Charlie Kirk.
2. If he doesn’t care about one of his biggest supporters he certainly doesn’t care about you.
September 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The last couple days have shown two things:
1. Trump does not give a flying fuck about Charlie Kirk.
2. If he doesn’t care about one of his biggest supporters he certainly doesn’t care about you.
1. Trump does not give a flying fuck about Charlie Kirk.
2. If he doesn’t care about one of his biggest supporters he certainly doesn’t care about you.
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Someone in Tr*mp's admin asked Romania to send the Tate brothers back to the USA (they're in FL now).
Connect the dots: the Tates took over supplying Epstein's clients with girls, and they are also being protected by the rich and powerful.
Connect the dots: the Tates took over supplying Epstein's clients with girls, and they are also being protected by the rich and powerful.
September 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Someone in Tr*mp's admin asked Romania to send the Tate brothers back to the USA (they're in FL now).
Connect the dots: the Tates took over supplying Epstein's clients with girls, and they are also being protected by the rich and powerful.
Connect the dots: the Tates took over supplying Epstein's clients with girls, and they are also being protected by the rich and powerful.
Alright folks pack it up we’re not gonna be able to top this joke
utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay
September 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Alright folks pack it up we’re not gonna be able to top this joke
I almost feel bad for them lol they were so damn excited
Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter
September 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I almost feel bad for them lol they were so damn excited
The whiplash from using slurs to praying for this guy’s “lost” soul is crazy, I’m worried she’s gonna need a cast
September 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The whiplash from using slurs to praying for this guy’s “lost” soul is crazy, I’m worried she’s gonna need a cast
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Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.
Every one of these motherfuckers is a spineless, pathetic scourge on society
This happened yesterday as well.
We can all agree, no matter who is in it- #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
We can all agree, no matter who is in it- #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
September 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Every one of these motherfuckers is a spineless, pathetic scourge on society
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friendly reminder: you’re not being a “conspiracy theorist” if you refuse to take the word of law enforcement at face value, especially ones clearly connected to the current admin
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
friendly reminder: you’re not being a “conspiracy theorist” if you refuse to take the word of law enforcement at face value, especially ones clearly connected to the current admin
Been a hot minute since I came on here but threads is getting a little wild
September 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Been a hot minute since I came on here but threads is getting a little wild
Last semester i was going through it and struggling with my mental health and I got on probation for low attendance and not keeping up.
I just showed up for class and I was panicking because the room was empty and realized I came half an hour early.
Progress comes in baby steps I suppose 😂💟
I just showed up for class and I was panicking because the room was empty and realized I came half an hour early.
Progress comes in baby steps I suppose 😂💟
January 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Last semester i was going through it and struggling with my mental health and I got on probation for low attendance and not keeping up.
I just showed up for class and I was panicking because the room was empty and realized I came half an hour early.
Progress comes in baby steps I suppose 😂💟
I just showed up for class and I was panicking because the room was empty and realized I came half an hour early.
Progress comes in baby steps I suppose 😂💟
Nobody can convince me that eyelash curlers look like anything other than mini medieval torture devices
January 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Nobody can convince me that eyelash curlers look like anything other than mini medieval torture devices
Calling right now that if Harriet Hageman is ever parodied on SNL she’s gonna be played by Fred Armisen
January 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Calling right now that if Harriet Hageman is ever parodied on SNL she’s gonna be played by Fred Armisen
What do the orange squares mean in so many bios/usernames?
January 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What do the orange squares mean in so many bios/usernames?
Relatives will say “you’re 22 you know you don’t have to sit at the childrens table anymore right?😁” & then proceed to drag your outfit for laughs and lecture you for 45 mins on why they disapprove of your prescribed psych meds
No thanks I think I’d rather watch bluey with the cool kids 💙
No thanks I think I’d rather watch bluey with the cool kids 💙
January 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Relatives will say “you’re 22 you know you don’t have to sit at the childrens table anymore right?😁” & then proceed to drag your outfit for laughs and lecture you for 45 mins on why they disapprove of your prescribed psych meds
No thanks I think I’d rather watch bluey with the cool kids 💙
No thanks I think I’d rather watch bluey with the cool kids 💙
I hate my state for a lot of reasons but one thing I will concede is that Florida skies can be very pretty when they want to. These were all within like 40 minutes on the same drive
December 31, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I hate my state for a lot of reasons but one thing I will concede is that Florida skies can be very pretty when they want to. These were all within like 40 minutes on the same drive
Just passed a car with a bumper sticker reading “tiene un novio tóxico” with a clingy stick figure holding a knife and I think it was trying to be funny but I really hope that driver is doing okay
December 31, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Just passed a car with a bumper sticker reading “tiene un novio tóxico” with a clingy stick figure holding a knife and I think it was trying to be funny but I really hope that driver is doing okay
On a human level I feel sorry for these people but I’ve become increasingly irate at the folks who couldn’t be bothered to do the most basic of research before getting us into this mess
December 31, 2024 at 5:23 AM
On a human level I feel sorry for these people but I’ve become increasingly irate at the folks who couldn’t be bothered to do the most basic of research before getting us into this mess
Yall I was gone for a few days apparently I missed Laura loomer making an account over here??
December 31, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Yall I was gone for a few days apparently I missed Laura loomer making an account over here??
My little sister just came into my room after she went to bed and asked me if I had any “Drake repellent spray” so if anyone asks yall drizzy is allergic to lavender air freshener
December 27, 2024 at 4:16 AM
My little sister just came into my room after she went to bed and asked me if I had any “Drake repellent spray” so if anyone asks yall drizzy is allergic to lavender air freshener
Accidentally started a *spirited* discussion at my family gathering by lightheartedly asking my grandmother if she’d ever considered getting tested for autism. She was intrigued and in no way took it badly (one of my brothers and I are low-needs autistic) but my mom/sister/aunts reacted as if (1/2)
December 26, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Accidentally started a *spirited* discussion at my family gathering by lightheartedly asking my grandmother if she’d ever considered getting tested for autism. She was intrigued and in no way took it badly (one of my brothers and I are low-needs autistic) but my mom/sister/aunts reacted as if (1/2)
Why is this so accurate
capitalism is like building a dyson sphere and blocking all sunlight from reaching the planet
December 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Why is this so accurate
Okok message hear but please pick a different character for this my boy soos would NEVER 😭
December 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Okok message hear but please pick a different character for this my boy soos would NEVER 😭
Real shit. Conveniently those blood drop stains will be invisible to those already wearing the hats.
December 23, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Real shit. Conveniently those blood drop stains will be invisible to those already wearing the hats.
Eternally grateful that when I see my family elders this season they will not judge me for my sexuality but rather tell me to use my phone less (while showing me Facebook memes) and to get on a diet (while they offer me dozens of very caloric dish options) just as they do for everyone else 😌💜
December 23, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Eternally grateful that when I see my family elders this season they will not judge me for my sexuality but rather tell me to use my phone less (while showing me Facebook memes) and to get on a diet (while they offer me dozens of very caloric dish options) just as they do for everyone else 😌💜