Mandate the Ostrich
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Serial commenter. Leftist & anti-maga but my non-political ideas are just as based.
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Hank Green liked my reply once so I’m on an ego trip now
Serial commenter. Leftist & anti-maga but my non-political ideas are just as based.
UWZ COT XARI 🌈
overthink • overshare • overstimulate 🤌
This page is pro 🏳️⚧️
Hank Green liked my reply once so I’m on an ego trip now
Nobody can convince me that eyelash curlers look like anything other than mini medieval torture devices
January 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Nobody can convince me that eyelash curlers look like anything other than mini medieval torture devices
This one might be more accurate lol
January 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This one might be more accurate lol
The resemblance is uncanny
January 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The resemblance is uncanny
Calling right now that if Harriet Hageman is ever parodied on SNL she’s gonna be played by Fred Armisen
January 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Calling right now that if Harriet Hageman is ever parodied on SNL she’s gonna be played by Fred Armisen
I hate my state for a lot of reasons but one thing I will concede is that Florida skies can be very pretty when they want to. These were all within like 40 minutes on the same drive
December 31, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I hate my state for a lot of reasons but one thing I will concede is that Florida skies can be very pretty when they want to. These were all within like 40 minutes on the same drive
Like has he seen her,,, i don’t care if he only talks about her “in his sleep” he needs to apologize immediately
December 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Like has he seen her,,, i don’t care if he only talks about her “in his sleep” he needs to apologize immediately
Guys be honest with me if you were my 7yo sis/ 5 yo niece/ 4 yo brother would you find this suspicious
December 21, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Guys be honest with me if you were my 7yo sis/ 5 yo niece/ 4 yo brother would you find this suspicious
Guys I think we’ve found Spiders Georg
December 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Guys I think we’ve found Spiders Georg
I don’t wish ill on a lot of people but I hope anyone who assumes every pregnancy is a woman’s fault has a really shitty day.
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December 18, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I don’t wish ill on a lot of people but I hope anyone who assumes every pregnancy is a woman’s fault has a really shitty day.
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For anyone who hasn’t seen the movie this is who he relates to lol
December 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM
For anyone who hasn’t seen the movie this is who he relates to lol
This is my favorite mug. I nearly dropped and broke it while doing dishes. If it had broken I think I would have cried.
December 17, 2024 at 9:14 PM
This is my favorite mug. I nearly dropped and broke it while doing dishes. If it had broken I think I would have cried.
This is the closest yall will get to knowing what I look like lol
December 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
This is the closest yall will get to knowing what I look like lol
They’re not even making excuses anymore they just don’t care
December 16, 2024 at 12:58 AM
They’re not even making excuses anymore they just don’t care
I will never forget when he was making up fake hurricane tracks and when the weather service called him out he came out with his own map drawn in sharpie to prove the point
December 15, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I will never forget when he was making up fake hurricane tracks and when the weather service called him out he came out with his own map drawn in sharpie to prove the point
Just rewatched the second and third Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies. How old is too old to be crushing on Devon as Rodrick Heffley? Asking for a friend… 👀
December 15, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Just rewatched the second and third Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies. How old is too old to be crushing on Devon as Rodrick Heffley? Asking for a friend… 👀
These are my goofy girls lol
December 14, 2024 at 4:07 AM
These are my goofy girls lol