Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

I love that when I say "the good place" and "the bad place" everyone knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.

“bluesky is an echochamber” dude i want to go on social media to talk to my friends, vent about work, and look at taylor swift. the goal was never to be inundated with crypto scams, porn bots, and engagement farming assholes paying to have their rage bait boosted

honestly, I love being a professional yapper. brings my soul so much joy.

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.

my therapist seeing that taylor swift just mashed up yoyok and long story short

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.