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kicking rocks
24hrs and nobody’s even asked for proof why do you guys hate me
tits officially big enough that sometimes when i put on a shirt it catches on them. jugs '25 might be a reality yet
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
24hrs and nobody’s even asked for proof why do you guys hate me
tits officially big enough that sometimes when i put on a shirt it catches on them. jugs '25 might be a reality yet
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
tits officially big enough that sometimes when i put on a shirt it catches on them. jugs '25 might be a reality yet
i like when their hair is a bit grown out cause their bangs get heart shaped
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i like when their hair is a bit grown out cause their bangs get heart shaped
the way vanilla cishet couples will use oral sex as a reward or gift or bargaining chip is actually waaaaaay kinkier than anything i've ever done
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the way vanilla cishet couples will use oral sex as a reward or gift or bargaining chip is actually waaaaaay kinkier than anything i've ever done
i passed my butch a candy and then asked them to give me back the wrapper so i could throw it out and they kinda just looked at me blankly and after a sec said “…you unwrapped it for me?”
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
i passed my butch a candy and then asked them to give me back the wrapper so i could throw it out and they kinda just looked at me blankly and after a sec said “…you unwrapped it for me?”
i wish hog-out was as chic as pussy-out.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i wish hog-out was as chic as pussy-out.
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I want to thank R, Curtis, anonymous, Nora, an insect known as an ant, Johnny , Leonardo, Muller, Sesh, , Marco the Greek, my man JD, Greg,
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I want to thank R, Curtis, anonymous, Nora, an insect known as an ant, Johnny , Leonardo, Muller, Sesh, , Marco the Greek, my man JD, Greg,
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learning a lot about relationships on tiktok
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
learning a lot about relationships on tiktok
is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
stomping down on my will to live like an overstuffed suitcase so i can return to the consequence-free world of passive suicidality long enough to send one instagram DM to a cute girl i met at a party
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
stomping down on my will to live like an overstuffed suitcase so i can return to the consequence-free world of passive suicidality long enough to send one instagram DM to a cute girl i met at a party
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you gotta be willing to be an ugly woman before you can see yourself as a pretty one
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
you gotta be willing to be an ugly woman before you can see yourself as a pretty one
getting unreasonably grumpy cause you realize your boyfriend’s last name and your last name would look stupid together
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
getting unreasonably grumpy cause you realize your boyfriend’s last name and your last name would look stupid together
shouldnt be allowed to feel self-loathing and horny at the same time. there should be an epiglottis between those parts of the brain.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
shouldnt be allowed to feel self-loathing and horny at the same time. there should be an epiglottis between those parts of the brain.
suggested backgrounds lmao
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
suggested backgrounds lmao
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i'm so good at pattern recognition. if you showed me polka dots i'd go "those are polka dots" with impressive speed
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i'm so good at pattern recognition. if you showed me polka dots i'd go "those are polka dots" with impressive speed
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going to a concert and the artist says "i love you all" but i know im obviously not included in that
November 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
going to a concert and the artist says "i love you all" but i know im obviously not included in that
getting tattoos is definitely a form of self-care for me. my proof of this is that i have been neglecting it
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
getting tattoos is definitely a form of self-care for me. my proof of this is that i have been neglecting it
a group of guys on local facebook marketplace are auctioning off their buddy for a dollar to try and get him a date and honestly it's the first time in a long time i've wished i was bi.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
a group of guys on local facebook marketplace are auctioning off their buddy for a dollar to try and get him a date and honestly it's the first time in a long time i've wished i was bi.
doctor's appointment to get me on psych meds and more progesterone resulted in zero prescriptions and a referral to someone who will subsequently refer me to a therapist lmao
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
doctor's appointment to get me on psych meds and more progesterone resulted in zero prescriptions and a referral to someone who will subsequently refer me to a therapist lmao
said the classic jane line "i'm a lesbian but like i'll give a trans guy a shot" in front of a gay tboy and the first thing out of his mouth was please
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
said the classic jane line "i'm a lesbian but like i'll give a trans guy a shot" in front of a gay tboy and the first thing out of his mouth was please
lotta blackface this year eh
November 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
lotta blackface this year eh
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peter: if aunt may ever finds out that i'm the web slingin' spider-man, she might just have a conniption!!
mj: what's swinging, movers and shakers? how about you joining this fine female for a cup down at the coffee bean!?
harry: i may end my own life
mj: what's swinging, movers and shakers? how about you joining this fine female for a cup down at the coffee bean!?
harry: i may end my own life
November 10, 2024 at 6:25 PM
peter: if aunt may ever finds out that i'm the web slingin' spider-man, she might just have a conniption!!
mj: what's swinging, movers and shakers? how about you joining this fine female for a cup down at the coffee bean!?
harry: i may end my own life
mj: what's swinging, movers and shakers? how about you joining this fine female for a cup down at the coffee bean!?
harry: i may end my own life
thinking about becoming a really vocal quebec separatist again like when i was a teenager
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
thinking about becoming a really vocal quebec separatist again like when i was a teenager
crossword clue was “word with sound or snake” and my amazing partner said “ohhhh, hiss!” and i had to be like “thats not really how this kind of clue works” and they went “oh maybe miss then” and then i stared at them for a sec and said “miss snake?” and they went
“…oh i was thinking of mistake”
“…oh i was thinking of mistake”
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
crossword clue was “word with sound or snake” and my amazing partner said “ohhhh, hiss!” and i had to be like “thats not really how this kind of clue works” and they went “oh maybe miss then” and then i stared at them for a sec and said “miss snake?” and they went
“…oh i was thinking of mistake”
“…oh i was thinking of mistake”
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October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM