this is so true. like i'm so used to being taller than the people i meet that when i meet someone who's even half an inch taller than me i notice immediately; i literally did not ever feel like you were taller than me even as i was looking up to talk to you

its my bad tbh its like moving the furniture around when you have a blind cat. im messing with your muscle memory

doctor house

ok well im not the right person to make that joke cause im a degenerate but nobody’s hiring ghostwriters for tweets

chivalry autopilot

woagh

closest i get to having bottom dysphoria.

i recommended that!!

ive been known to do this with leonard cohen