🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️
@maniccatmeow.bsky.social
🖤💜 Ace ✧˖° Any 'Nouns 🤍🩶
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🌜I live in a perpetual state of chaos thanks OCD and ADH-Tism ✧˖° My uterus is hostile ✧˖° Chronic Illness gang. ✨️
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✨️You drink water, I drink Anarchy✨️
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🐈✨️ Fat House Cat🏡🐀
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🌜I live in a perpetual state of chaos thanks OCD and ADH-Tism ✧˖° My uterus is hostile ✧˖° Chronic Illness gang. ✨️
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✨️You drink water, I drink Anarchy✨️
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🐈✨️ Fat House Cat🏡🐀
Pinned
As Tuvok said in Voyager to Chakotay:
"Do not mistake composure for ease."
"Do not mistake composure for ease."
Is summer over yet?
August 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Is summer over yet?
Wise work words from Ali: "There's are people in this world who could screw up making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
August 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Wise work words from Ali: "There's are people in this world who could screw up making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
First thing I'm doing if I ever get rich is buying a summer home in the southern hemisphere.
July 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
First thing I'm doing if I ever get rich is buying a summer home in the southern hemisphere.
They should forgive your scratchpay debt if the pet dies cause why am I still paying for a dead cat? #thisisajoke #imtraumatized
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They should forgive your scratchpay debt if the pet dies cause why am I still paying for a dead cat? #thisisajoke #imtraumatized
I cannot quit afternoon caffeine. I remembered today that the whole reason I dose myself in the afternoon is to stay focused amd not get ADHD zoomies
July 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I cannot quit afternoon caffeine. I remembered today that the whole reason I dose myself in the afternoon is to stay focused amd not get ADHD zoomies
Overheard at work except it was me who said it:
Me: Hey Dev, what is the tallest bridge in town?
Dev: Uh I don't know why?
Me: So I can drive my car off of it.
Ang: *Busts out in giggles like a schoolgirl*
Me: Dev is gonna call the cops on me one of these days for a 72 hour hold. 🤣
Me: Hey Dev, what is the tallest bridge in town?
Dev: Uh I don't know why?
Me: So I can drive my car off of it.
Ang: *Busts out in giggles like a schoolgirl*
Me: Dev is gonna call the cops on me one of these days for a 72 hour hold. 🤣
July 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Overheard at work except it was me who said it:
Me: Hey Dev, what is the tallest bridge in town?
Dev: Uh I don't know why?
Me: So I can drive my car off of it.
Ang: *Busts out in giggles like a schoolgirl*
Me: Dev is gonna call the cops on me one of these days for a 72 hour hold. 🤣
Me: Hey Dev, what is the tallest bridge in town?
Dev: Uh I don't know why?
Me: So I can drive my car off of it.
Ang: *Busts out in giggles like a schoolgirl*
Me: Dev is gonna call the cops on me one of these days for a 72 hour hold. 🤣
I recently got back into my NextDoor App account and my introduction from 3 years ago is so beautifully written 🤣 Holy shit
July 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I recently got back into my NextDoor App account and my introduction from 3 years ago is so beautifully written 🤣 Holy shit
Made the realization that only men ID me for products nowadays. Fuckers are stroking my ego. 🤣
July 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Made the realization that only men ID me for products nowadays. Fuckers are stroking my ego. 🤣
So I'm talking to my friend and tell him I'm trying to quit afternoon caffeine. I told him it's not going well and I am so exhausted.
He says: "Yeah do me a favor and tell me how many of your meds say 'may cause drowsiness' on them?"
Me: "4 out of the 6"
Him: "Drink your afternoon coffee, bitch"
He says: "Yeah do me a favor and tell me how many of your meds say 'may cause drowsiness' on them?"
Me: "4 out of the 6"
Him: "Drink your afternoon coffee, bitch"
July 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So I'm talking to my friend and tell him I'm trying to quit afternoon caffeine. I told him it's not going well and I am so exhausted.
He says: "Yeah do me a favor and tell me how many of your meds say 'may cause drowsiness' on them?"
Me: "4 out of the 6"
Him: "Drink your afternoon coffee, bitch"
He says: "Yeah do me a favor and tell me how many of your meds say 'may cause drowsiness' on them?"
Me: "4 out of the 6"
Him: "Drink your afternoon coffee, bitch"
Reposted by 🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️
Catch me in the Chocolate Factory
I spend so much time in bed that I'm legally one of Charlie's grandparents now.
#charlieandthechocolatefactory
#charlieandthechocolatefactory
June 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Catch me in the Chocolate Factory
The new Kansas conversation topic is "I mean it's hot but at least it's not 20 inches of snow." And I think that's beautiful.
Pictures for reference. 🤣
Pictures for reference. 🤣
June 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The new Kansas conversation topic is "I mean it's hot but at least it's not 20 inches of snow." And I think that's beautiful.
Pictures for reference. 🤣
Pictures for reference. 🤣
My dog not only will actively listen to me spilling tea but he also watches true crime with me. 🤣
June 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My dog not only will actively listen to me spilling tea but he also watches true crime with me. 🤣
Still trying to convince their friends to create a drama podcast called Hot-teas
June 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Still trying to convince their friends to create a drama podcast called Hot-teas
June 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Doodle owners are the Autism Moms of the dog world and I will not elaborate.
Inb4 If you are a great mom or a great dog owner I'm not talking to you.
Inb4 If you are a great mom or a great dog owner I'm not talking to you.
June 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Doodle owners are the Autism Moms of the dog world and I will not elaborate.
Inb4 If you are a great mom or a great dog owner I'm not talking to you.
Inb4 If you are a great mom or a great dog owner I'm not talking to you.
Now that my insurance, yet again, knows that I am not under my mom's insurance from 2009 I can go back to therapy. So now I'm therapist shopping I guess cause my last one decided to retire after being with me for a year. 🤣
June 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Now that my insurance, yet again, knows that I am not under my mom's insurance from 2009 I can go back to therapy. So now I'm therapist shopping I guess cause my last one decided to retire after being with me for a year. 🤣
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June 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Why does it always storm when I gotta shower? Is it the Gods' way of telling me that my time is near?
June 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why does it always storm when I gotta shower? Is it the Gods' way of telling me that my time is near?
How rough was work yesterday? Samsung told me to be lazy today. #manuallabor
June 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How rough was work yesterday? Samsung told me to be lazy today. #manuallabor
Now that the roids wore off from my PFT I am now exhausted beyond all reason.
June 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Now that the roids wore off from my PFT I am now exhausted beyond all reason.
Reposted by 🌙 Ali - The Goblin with the Möth Tattoo ✨️
Hold up... THIS isn't what you voted for? Ok so you didn't vote for war his power hungry ego would inevitably cause... And you didn't vote to have to pay for the tariffs he promised?
So go ahead and say it with your chest... you voted for the racism
So go ahead and say it with your chest... you voted for the racism
June 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hold up... THIS isn't what you voted for? Ok so you didn't vote for war his power hungry ego would inevitably cause... And you didn't vote to have to pay for the tariffs he promised?
So go ahead and say it with your chest... you voted for the racism
So go ahead and say it with your chest... you voted for the racism
It's so hot today that on my way home I saw Satan hitchhiking to the North Pole.
June 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It's so hot today that on my way home I saw Satan hitchhiking to the North Pole.
Exponentially tired today
June 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Exponentially tired today