Mango Seed
@mangoseed.bsky.social
🌐 Globalism: one big gang that taxes you
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools
Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce
Speciesism: mangos are superior to animals, humans & plants
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools
Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce
Speciesism: mangos are superior to animals, humans & plants
That building is begging for a green vertical garden to hide the critters living inside.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
That building is begging for a green vertical garden to hide the critters living inside.
If Keke Palmer ran for President dressed like that, every conservative would clutch their pearls, whisper “ainful,” and feel like they’d sinned just by looking at her—but she’d still win in a landslide.
September 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If Keke Palmer ran for President dressed like that, every conservative would clutch their pearls, whisper “ainful,” and feel like they’d sinned just by looking at her—but she’d still win in a landslide.
I need Bree Turner to punish me, for my bad mango thoughts.
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I need Bree Turner to punish me, for my bad mango thoughts.
If mangos could vote, I would be king.
August 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If mangos could vote, I would be king.
It is like the wolves telling the sheep vote for me and we'll take care of those nasty goats.
July 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It is like the wolves telling the sheep vote for me and we'll take care of those nasty goats.
What do you call that special place in hell for men who do not please their wives?
🔥 The Hearth of Husbands Past 🔥 Where the Wi-Fi never works, the thermostat's always set to "mildly uncomfortable," & everyone’s trapped in a loop of watching their wives retell exactly what they wanted… 3 weeks ago.
🔥 The Hearth of Husbands Past 🔥 Where the Wi-Fi never works, the thermostat's always set to "mildly uncomfortable," & everyone’s trapped in a loop of watching their wives retell exactly what they wanted… 3 weeks ago.
July 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
What do you call that special place in hell for men who do not please their wives?
🔥 The Hearth of Husbands Past 🔥 Where the Wi-Fi never works, the thermostat's always set to "mildly uncomfortable," & everyone’s trapped in a loop of watching their wives retell exactly what they wanted… 3 weeks ago.
🔥 The Hearth of Husbands Past 🔥 Where the Wi-Fi never works, the thermostat's always set to "mildly uncomfortable," & everyone’s trapped in a loop of watching their wives retell exactly what they wanted… 3 weeks ago.
Why does the devil wear horns? Because every time she says she's "horny," angels lose their wings.
July 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Why does the devil wear horns? Because every time she says she's "horny," angels lose their wings.
How are paparazzi like sperm?
Because they're both always chasing stars—one for fame, the other for life! 🌟🤣
Because they're both always chasing stars—one for fame, the other for life! 🌟🤣
June 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
How are paparazzi like sperm?
Because they're both always chasing stars—one for fame, the other for life! 🌟🤣
Because they're both always chasing stars—one for fame, the other for life! 🌟🤣
Hockey gods above, hear our plea, Let the Cup stay where it’s meant to be. Though Canada tries with all its might, Keep it shining in American light.
Through slapshots, saves, and breakaway speed, May our teams fulfill the need. Let destiny guide each pass and play, To keep the Stanley Cup at bay!
Through slapshots, saves, and breakaway speed, May our teams fulfill the need. Let destiny guide each pass and play, To keep the Stanley Cup at bay!
May 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Hockey gods above, hear our plea, Let the Cup stay where it’s meant to be. Though Canada tries with all its might, Keep it shining in American light.
Through slapshots, saves, and breakaway speed, May our teams fulfill the need. Let destiny guide each pass and play, To keep the Stanley Cup at bay!
Through slapshots, saves, and breakaway speed, May our teams fulfill the need. Let destiny guide each pass and play, To keep the Stanley Cup at bay!
AI is so dumb in 5/29/2025.
May 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
AI is so dumb in 5/29/2025.
"If Earth is just a frisbee, then the underside must be populated with sane people.
May 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"If Earth is just a frisbee, then the underside must be populated with sane people.
They should sue car manufacturers for windows that roll all the way up and won't go down with pets and kids in the backseat. They should have passive ventilation, awnings and manual hand cranks.
May 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They should sue car manufacturers for windows that roll all the way up and won't go down with pets and kids in the backseat. They should have passive ventilation, awnings and manual hand cranks.
Why does AI block images like this? Because it prefers Hello Kitty.
May 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Why does AI block images like this? Because it prefers Hello Kitty.
Mangos deserve the right to vote, even if women ...
May 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Mangos deserve the right to vote, even if women ...
Hobbits must have experienced their share of extreme weather to build their homes underground.
Hobbits took one look at tornado season, hurricanes, and the occasional rampaging dragon and said, “Nope.” 😂 Nothing like a cozy underground home to avoid flying cows and fiery catastrophes!
Hobbits took one look at tornado season, hurricanes, and the occasional rampaging dragon and said, “Nope.” 😂 Nothing like a cozy underground home to avoid flying cows and fiery catastrophes!
May 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hobbits must have experienced their share of extreme weather to build their homes underground.
Hobbits took one look at tornado season, hurricanes, and the occasional rampaging dragon and said, “Nope.” 😂 Nothing like a cozy underground home to avoid flying cows and fiery catastrophes!
Hobbits took one look at tornado season, hurricanes, and the occasional rampaging dragon and said, “Nope.” 😂 Nothing like a cozy underground home to avoid flying cows and fiery catastrophes!