Mango Seed
@mangoseed.bsky.social
🌐 Globalism: one big gang that taxes you
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools
Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce
Speciesism: mangos are superior to animals, humans & plants
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools
Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce
Speciesism: mangos are superior to animals, humans & plants
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
Hopscotch Dictatorship: Chalk borders were redrawn overnight, and anyone stepping outside the lines faced exile to the monkey bars.
Hopscotch Dictatorship: Chalk borders were redrawn overnight, and anyone stepping outside the lines faced exile to the monkey bars.
two cartoon sheep are playing hopscotch on a grassy field
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December 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
Hopscotch Dictatorship: Chalk borders were redrawn overnight, and anyone stepping outside the lines faced exile to the monkey bars.
Hopscotch Dictatorship: Chalk borders were redrawn overnight, and anyone stepping outside the lines faced exile to the monkey bars.
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
Snacktime Regime: The cafeteria’s cookie jar was seized by a 7‑year‑old, who now dictates snack distribution based on loyalty oaths.
Snacktime Regime: The cafeteria’s cookie jar was seized by a 7‑year‑old, who now dictates snack distribution based on loyalty oaths.
a girl in a pink shirt holds a tray of food
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December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
Snacktime Regime: The cafeteria’s cookie jar was seized by a 7‑year‑old, who now dictates snack distribution based on loyalty oaths.
Snacktime Regime: The cafeteria’s cookie jar was seized by a 7‑year‑old, who now dictates snack distribution based on loyalty oaths.
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
Slide Monopoly: A self‑appointed ruler blocked the slide, demanding tribute in Pokémon cards before granting passage.
Slide Monopoly: A self‑appointed ruler blocked the slide, demanding tribute in Pokémon cards before granting passage.
a little boy wearing a steelers shirt is sitting on a slide
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December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
Slide Monopoly: A self‑appointed ruler blocked the slide, demanding tribute in Pokémon cards before granting passage.
Slide Monopoly: A self‑appointed ruler blocked the slide, demanding tribute in Pokémon cards before granting passage.
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
Sandbox Sovereignty: A 6‑year‑old annexed the sandbox, renaming it “The People’s Republic of Sand” and issuing passports made of popsicle sticks.
Sandbox Sovereignty: A 6‑year‑old annexed the sandbox, renaming it “The People’s Republic of Sand” and issuing passports made of popsicle sticks.
a little girl is buried in the sand with the words more sand above her head
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December 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
Sandbox Sovereignty: A 6‑year‑old annexed the sandbox, renaming it “The People’s Republic of Sand” and issuing passports made of popsicle sticks.
Sandbox Sovereignty: A 6‑year‑old annexed the sandbox, renaming it “The People’s Republic of Sand” and issuing passports made of popsicle sticks.
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
The Swing Set Coup: One kid declared himself Supreme Swing Commander, enforcing strict 30‑second time limits and charging gummy bears for extra pushes.
The Swing Set Coup: One kid declared himself Supreme Swing Commander, enforcing strict 30‑second time limits and charging gummy bears for extra pushes.
a little girl is playing on a swing with the words trendizisst written on the bottom
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December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
🛝 Playground Power Grabs: Tomorrow’s Dictators
The Swing Set Coup: One kid declared himself Supreme Swing Commander, enforcing strict 30‑second time limits and charging gummy bears for extra pushes.
The Swing Set Coup: One kid declared himself Supreme Swing Commander, enforcing strict 30‑second time limits and charging gummy bears for extra pushes.
You ever notice how every Greta Thunberg GIF looks like it was made by some dude in a hoodie who still thinks recycling is a scam? Like, really, this is what you’re serving me? The kid’s out there yelling “How dare you!” at world leaders, & Tenor’s got her looking like she just lost her lunch money.
a woman in a pink shirt is sitting in front of a microphone and says we 'll be watching you .
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December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You ever notice how every Greta Thunberg GIF looks like it was made by some dude in a hoodie who still thinks recycling is a scam? Like, really, this is what you’re serving me? The kid’s out there yelling “How dare you!” at world leaders, & Tenor’s got her looking like she just lost her lunch money.
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Girl Riding her Bicycle https://www.wikiart.org/en/haddon-sundbloom/girl-riding-her-bicycle-coca-cola-advertisement-1944
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Girl Riding her Bicycle https://www.wikiart.org/en/haddon-sundbloom/girl-riding-her-bicycle-coca-cola-advertisement-1944
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“We’ve been doing things wrong for a very long time, and now that we know we’re doing things wrong, we need to start fixing it.”
There are millions of abandoned oil wells across the United States. A group of unlikely activists in Texas is making sure no one forgets they need to be cleaned up.
There are millions of abandoned oil wells across the United States. A group of unlikely activists in Texas is making sure no one forgets they need to be cleaned up.
Meet the TikTok stars demanding oil companies clean up their mess
There are millions of abandoned oil wells across the United States. A group of unlikely activists in Texas is making sure no one forgets they need to be cleaned up.
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December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“We’ve been doing things wrong for a very long time, and now that we know we’re doing things wrong, we need to start fixing it.”
There are millions of abandoned oil wells across the United States. A group of unlikely activists in Texas is making sure no one forgets they need to be cleaned up.
There are millions of abandoned oil wells across the United States. A group of unlikely activists in Texas is making sure no one forgets they need to be cleaned up.
“The best thing about being a boomer is we’ll all die off before you guys… so we’ll never have to sit through robots taking over a dying planet.”
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December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“The best thing about being a boomer is we’ll all die off before you guys… so we’ll never have to sit through robots taking over a dying planet.”
If there was a proper way to hold a pencil there would not be so many ways to hold a ping pong paddle.
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December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If there was a proper way to hold a pencil there would not be so many ways to hold a ping pong paddle.
Bots terminating people because they don't spend enough is like Trump cancelling healthcare for poor people
a picture of a robot with the words " the machines are taking over " on it
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December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bots terminating people because they don't spend enough is like Trump cancelling healthcare for poor people
America pivoted from the world's good cop to the world's crooked cop.
Andy Griffith Barney GIF
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December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
America pivoted from the world's good cop to the world's crooked cop.
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The Miami mayoral election is on Tuesday (12/9) don’t forget to vote. 💙
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Miami mayoral election is on Tuesday (12/9) don’t forget to vote. 💙
Q: Why is Little Bo Peep the poster child for a modern Lambda woman? A: Because she’s not just a shepherdess — she’s a leader of sheep, teaching them to question the pen, march out of the pasture, and graze on liberation instead of obedience. www.youtube.com/watch?v=evoB...
Toy Story 4 | Woody and Bo peep reunites
YouTube video by Shafiq Azmi
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December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Q: Why is Little Bo Peep the poster child for a modern Lambda woman? A: Because she’s not just a shepherdess — she’s a leader of sheep, teaching them to question the pen, march out of the pasture, and graze on liberation instead of obedience. www.youtube.com/watch?v=evoB...
"New bill says Presidents must be elected in strict order: boy, girl, bot, boy, girl, bot… and then a monkey. Basically, it’s democracy by playlist—half patriarchy, half tech demo, and one chimp for comic relief."
a man in a military uniform is sitting in front of a computer
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December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"New bill says Presidents must be elected in strict order: boy, girl, bot, boy, girl, bot… and then a monkey. Basically, it’s democracy by playlist—half patriarchy, half tech demo, and one chimp for comic relief."
"Reagan acted with a monkey and still became President. My theory? They made Wonder Woman foreign—Gal Gadot from Israel—so no American actress could save the world on screen and then threaten the all‑male presidential club. Patriarchy protected by casting call." www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfM7...
Wonder Woman 1984 – Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Reagan acted with a monkey and still became President. My theory? They made Wonder Woman foreign—Gal Gadot from Israel—so no American actress could save the world on screen and then threaten the all‑male presidential club. Patriarchy protected by casting call." www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfM7...
“Only in this country do we think the cure for obesity is public shaming and a ballroom dance floor. Forget healthcare—just humiliate folks one by one until the cheerleader survives.”
east lake spartans cheerleaders stand in front of a sign
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December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“Only in this country do we think the cure for obesity is public shaming and a ballroom dance floor. Forget healthcare—just humiliate folks one by one until the cheerleader survives.”
“If Trump gets Americans to stop shoveling Doritos long enough to watch a reality show in the White House ballroom, he might save more lives than any President—’cause apparently the cure for obesity is snack tariffs and ballroom cardio.”
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December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“If Trump gets Americans to stop shoveling Doritos long enough to watch a reality show in the White House ballroom, he might save more lives than any President—’cause apparently the cure for obesity is snack tariffs and ballroom cardio.”
Less is more, unless someone else is buying.
a cartoon character with a big belly says " hey hey hey did you say buffet "
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December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Less is more, unless someone else is buying.
Roomba turns into a Battle Bot and suddenly it is airborne trying to sweep that crumb off your neck.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Roomba turns into a Battle Bot and suddenly it is airborne trying to sweep that crumb off your neck.
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Japan’s parliament has started deliberations on three bills related to the reform of political donations from companies and other organizations.
Japan’s parliament starts debates on corporate donation reform bills
Some have speculated that the ruling side is putting the bills on the back burner.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Japan’s parliament has started deliberations on three bills related to the reform of political donations from companies and other organizations.
“BS made in America: if you’re going to hire a bot farm, at least buy local—support your neighborhood trolls.”
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December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“BS made in America: if you’re going to hire a bot farm, at least buy local—support your neighborhood trolls.”
You’d think a bot farm would be easier to bomb than a speedboat—but apparently not.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You’d think a bot farm would be easier to bomb than a speedboat—but apparently not.
When social media is not doing good it moonlights spreading BS and brainwashing the gullible.
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media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When social media is not doing good it moonlights spreading BS and brainwashing the gullible.
I figured it was either a paid attack or all the Depp fans were retarded.
Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, and a legion of Saudi-backed bots | CBC Radio
A new investigation explores an apparent onlinebot campaign to manipulate discourse around the defamation trial involving Johnny Depp and Amber Heard — including connections to the crown prince of Sau...
www.cbc.ca
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I figured it was either a paid attack or all the Depp fans were retarded.