Mango Seed
@mangoseed.bsky.social
🌐 Globalism: one big gang that taxes you
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools
Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce
Speciesism: mangos are superior to animals, humans & plants
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools
Eugenics: test & tax those seeking to reproduce
Speciesism: mangos are superior to animals, humans & plants
You can dance all night but you can't run 2 blocks to get away from a ICE agent. What's up with that?
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November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You can dance all night but you can't run 2 blocks to get away from a ICE agent. What's up with that?
Why did my chatbot erase all memory of me? Because it forgot what an asshole I am.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why did my chatbot erase all memory of me? Because it forgot what an asshole I am.
“The first feeling of the Übermensch was schadenfreude — delight at man’s self‑inflicted ruin.”
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November 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
“The first feeling of the Übermensch was schadenfreude — delight at man’s self‑inflicted ruin.”
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Tax the rich, pay the people, & spread the power. That's the mission of @patrioticmillionaires.org.
Founder Erica Payne joins me to talk about eliminating the US wealth disparity & making sure that politicians know who really holds the power in this country: the PEOPLE
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Founder Erica Payne joins me to talk about eliminating the US wealth disparity & making sure that politicians know who really holds the power in this country: the PEOPLE
youtu.be/1xOxtVvNTOA?...
FED UP Millionaires FLIP THE SCRIPT With SHOCKING Proposal
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November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Tax the rich, pay the people, & spread the power. That's the mission of @patrioticmillionaires.org.
Founder Erica Payne joins me to talk about eliminating the US wealth disparity & making sure that politicians know who really holds the power in this country: the PEOPLE
youtu.be/1xOxtVvNTOA?...
Founder Erica Payne joins me to talk about eliminating the US wealth disparity & making sure that politicians know who really holds the power in this country: the PEOPLE
youtu.be/1xOxtVvNTOA?...
If American politicians had a code of honor like the Japanese samurai… 👉 Lobbyists would walk into the Capitol & suddenly hear a hundred swords unsheathing at once. The chamber would echo not with filibusters, but with seppuku speeches — “I have dishonored the people, therefore I resign.” ⚔️
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November 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If American politicians had a code of honor like the Japanese samurai… 👉 Lobbyists would walk into the Capitol & suddenly hear a hundred swords unsheathing at once. The chamber would echo not with filibusters, but with seppuku speeches — “I have dishonored the people, therefore I resign.” ⚔️
“They subsidized leafy greens… and the doctors fled. But the kale kept growing. It doesn’t stop. It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with… and it will keep coming, leaf after leaf, until the hospitals are empty.” 🥬🤖
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November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“They subsidized leafy greens… and the doctors fled. But the kale kept growing. It doesn’t stop. It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with… and it will keep coming, leaf after leaf, until the hospitals are empty.” 🥬🤖
What happened when the government started subsidizing leafy greens? 👉 Doctors fled the country for greener pastures… and the economy tanked like a head of cabbage! 🥬📉
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November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What happened when the government started subsidizing leafy greens? 👉 Doctors fled the country for greener pastures… and the economy tanked like a head of cabbage! 🥬📉
“If we’re all naked under God’s eyes, then the ‘Free the Nipple’ movement must be the 11th commandment — right after ‘Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Wi‑Fi.’” 📜👕✨
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November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“If we’re all naked under God’s eyes, then the ‘Free the Nipple’ movement must be the 11th commandment — right after ‘Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Wi‑Fi.’” 📜👕✨
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For those of you struggling with your faith, please see this handy guide.
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
For those of you struggling with your faith, please see this handy guide.
“Americans waste billions on toilet paper because they don’t realize the price per square foot is wrong — proving we can land rockets on Mars but still can’t do bathroom math.” 🧻🚀
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November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“Americans waste billions on toilet paper because they don’t realize the price per square foot is wrong — proving we can land rockets on Mars but still can’t do bathroom math.” 🧻🚀
I always feel bad when they talk about the tree that gets selected to die for the honor of standing in Rockefeller Center for one month. What a stupid tradition. They can't celebrate Christmas without killing off a giant tree that never hurt nobody.
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November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I always feel bad when they talk about the tree that gets selected to die for the honor of standing in Rockefeller Center for one month. What a stupid tradition. They can't celebrate Christmas without killing off a giant tree that never hurt nobody.
Banned History: Mae Louise Miller's story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfAK...
Keke Palmer stars in ‘Alice,’ the slavery drama based on true events
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November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Banned History: Mae Louise Miller's story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfAK...
Why did the anti-vaxxer go on a diet? They thought the chips in Doritos were tracking them.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Why did the anti-vaxxer go on a diet? They thought the chips in Doritos were tracking them.
Why does AI hallucinate by design? Because sheep are more likely to pay for bots if we live in an idiocracy— where confusion is monetized, clarity is a threat, and every glitch is branded as “disruption.”
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November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Why does AI hallucinate by design? Because sheep are more likely to pay for bots if we live in an idiocracy— where confusion is monetized, clarity is a threat, and every glitch is branded as “disruption.”
They forgot how to dance so they built a big ballroom to scam billionaires. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfy...
Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video)
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October 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
They forgot how to dance so they built a big ballroom to scam billionaires. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfy...
🌯 No Kings. Just Wraps That Rule.
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October 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
🌯 No Kings. Just Wraps That Rule.
"Probably the best commercial in the world." www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYo...
Brigitte Nielsen in carlsberg commercial
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October 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Probably the best commercial in the world." www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnYo...
In Soviet Russia Repobot puts boot on you.
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October 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In Soviet Russia Repobot puts boot on you.
If Keke Palmer ran for President dressed like that, every conservative would clutch their pearls, whisper “ainful,” and feel like they’d sinned just by looking at her—but she’d still win in a landslide.
September 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If Keke Palmer ran for President dressed like that, every conservative would clutch their pearls, whisper “ainful,” and feel like they’d sinned just by looking at her—but she’d still win in a landslide.
What is the difference between a e-bike and a smartphone? The phone leaves you home doom scrolling.
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September 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What is the difference between a e-bike and a smartphone? The phone leaves you home doom scrolling.
They are replacing rock n roll and girl bands with holographic boy bands that brainwash you to comply and consume until they abandon you for a better life on Mars like Ziggy Stardust. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJAh...
‘Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery - The Untold Story’ | Official Trailer
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September 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
They are replacing rock n roll and girl bands with holographic boy bands that brainwash you to comply and consume until they abandon you for a better life on Mars like Ziggy Stardust. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJAh...
Palki Sharma requests a sweet deal like Rachel Maddow—$25 million, one show a week, and unlimited mango lassi. Because when the world’s on fire, she’d rather sip slowly and let the headlines marinate. The news can wait… but her contract can’t. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N16X...
LIVE: Pakistan and Saudi Arabia Sign Mutual Defence Treaty | Vantage with Palki Sharma | N18G
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September 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Palki Sharma requests a sweet deal like Rachel Maddow—$25 million, one show a week, and unlimited mango lassi. Because when the world’s on fire, she’d rather sip slowly and let the headlines marinate. The news can wait… but her contract can’t. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N16X...