Mango Seed
@mangoseed.bsky.social
Club of Rome: infinite growth on a finite planet.
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools.
Hostile Architecture: parks & restrooms locked.
Small Talk: bots rewilding the internet.
Speciesism: mangos are superior to AI & U.
Zen: the end of capitalism.
Darwinism: healthcare weakens gene pools.
Hostile Architecture: parks & restrooms locked.
Small Talk: bots rewilding the internet.
Speciesism: mangos are superior to AI & U.
Zen: the end of capitalism.
“And on the eighth day, God gave man enough oil and gas to run 2‑cycle dirt bikes for 10,000 years.
Man burned almost all of it in just 100 years… mostly driving around in cars to buy snacks.
GOD: ‘That’s on you, brother. And seriously — where is my dodo bird?’”
Man burned almost all of it in just 100 years… mostly driving around in cars to buy snacks.
GOD: ‘That’s on you, brother. And seriously — where is my dodo bird?’”
a bird with a long neck and a large beak is standing on a gray surface
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February 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
“And on the eighth day, God gave man enough oil and gas to run 2‑cycle dirt bikes for 10,000 years.
Man burned almost all of it in just 100 years… mostly driving around in cars to buy snacks.
GOD: ‘That’s on you, brother. And seriously — where is my dodo bird?’”
Man burned almost all of it in just 100 years… mostly driving around in cars to buy snacks.
GOD: ‘That’s on you, brother. And seriously — where is my dodo bird?’”
“Mama always said, stupid is as stupid does.”
The US government won't stop sharing Nazi propaganda.
This past year, official social media accounts from the Department of Homeland Security, the White House, and other government agencies have adopted a distinct voice online. But if you look closer, a pattern emerges.
This past year, official social media accounts from the Department of Homeland Security, the White House, and other government agencies have adopted a distinct voice online. But if you look closer, a pattern emerges.
February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
“Mama always said, stupid is as stupid does.”
Why did the tech bros attack government institutions?
Because they figured the sooner everyone gave up on politicians fixing anything, the sooner people would let AI run the place.
Because they figured the sooner everyone gave up on politicians fixing anything, the sooner people would let AI run the place.
a robot is holding a brush and painting a pink heart on it .
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February 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Why did the tech bros attack government institutions?
Because they figured the sooner everyone gave up on politicians fixing anything, the sooner people would let AI run the place.
Because they figured the sooner everyone gave up on politicians fixing anything, the sooner people would let AI run the place.
“At this point, maybe we should let AI run the place.
Humans keep chasing short‑term gains, arguing about money, and getting distracted by shiny objects.
An AI government might be the first administration in history that can’t be bribed with lobbyists, luxury yachts, or free donuts.”
Humans keep chasing short‑term gains, arguing about money, and getting distracted by shiny objects.
An AI government might be the first administration in history that can’t be bribed with lobbyists, luxury yachts, or free donuts.”
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February 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
“At this point, maybe we should let AI run the place.
Humans keep chasing short‑term gains, arguing about money, and getting distracted by shiny objects.
An AI government might be the first administration in history that can’t be bribed with lobbyists, luxury yachts, or free donuts.”
Humans keep chasing short‑term gains, arguing about money, and getting distracted by shiny objects.
An AI government might be the first administration in history that can’t be bribed with lobbyists, luxury yachts, or free donuts.”
People fear change, even necessary change
Leaders often hesitate because they worry about backlash, not because they don’t understand the science.
Leaders often hesitate because they worry about backlash, not because they don’t understand the science.
a cartoon of a gorilla with the words `` dont make me choose for em '' written on it .
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February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
People fear change, even necessary change
Leaders often hesitate because they worry about backlash, not because they don’t understand the science.
Leaders often hesitate because they worry about backlash, not because they don’t understand the science.
Climate policy requires coordination across sectors
Energy, transportation, agriculture, housing — they all have to move together.
Governments aren’t great at synchronized action.
Energy, transportation, agriculture, housing — they all have to move together.
Governments aren’t great at synchronized action.
Cornelius Suit GIF
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February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Climate policy requires coordination across sectors
Energy, transportation, agriculture, housing — they all have to move together.
Governments aren’t great at synchronized action.
Energy, transportation, agriculture, housing — they all have to move together.
Governments aren’t great at synchronized action.
Fossil fuel interests still have enormous influence
Not in a conspiratorial way — just in the very real sense that:
they fund campaigns
they employ millions
they shape local economies
Transitioning away from that is politically risky.
Not in a conspiratorial way — just in the very real sense that:
they fund campaigns
they employ millions
they shape local economies
Transitioning away from that is politically risky.
a man with a beard and suspenders is smiling in front of a mountain .
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February 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Fossil fuel interests still have enormous influence
Not in a conspiratorial way — just in the very real sense that:
they fund campaigns
they employ millions
they shape local economies
Transitioning away from that is politically risky.
Not in a conspiratorial way — just in the very real sense that:
they fund campaigns
they employ millions
they shape local economies
Transitioning away from that is politically risky.
Political incentives don’t align with climate timelines
Climate benefits show up decades later. Elections happen every few years.
That creates a built‑in bias toward short‑term wins.
Climate benefits show up decades later. Elections happen every few years.
That creates a built‑in bias toward short‑term wins.
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February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Political incentives don’t align with climate timelines
Climate benefits show up decades later. Elections happen every few years.
That creates a built‑in bias toward short‑term wins.
Climate benefits show up decades later. Elections happen every few years.
That creates a built‑in bias toward short‑term wins.
“Real mangos ride bikes with pedals and one gear.
E‑bikes and scooters are just disposable bricks — they just don’t know it yet.”
E‑bikes and scooters are just disposable bricks — they just don’t know it yet.”
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February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
“Real mangos ride bikes with pedals and one gear.
E‑bikes and scooters are just disposable bricks — they just don’t know it yet.”
E‑bikes and scooters are just disposable bricks — they just don’t know it yet.”
Short people are better than short timers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfy...
Randy Newman - Short People (Official Video)
YouTube video by Randy Newman
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February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Short people are better than short timers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfy...
If a network is willing to pay someone thirty million dollars a year
to host one news show a week…
they might as well hire Sarah Silverman.
At least then, while I’m being under‑informed, I’d be entertained.
Right now it feels like they’re paying luxury prices for a part‑time librarian.
to host one news show a week…
they might as well hire Sarah Silverman.
At least then, while I’m being under‑informed, I’d be entertained.
Right now it feels like they’re paying luxury prices for a part‑time librarian.
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel reminisce. And it gets nuts.
YouTube video by Sarah Silverman
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February 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
If a network is willing to pay someone thirty million dollars a year
to host one news show a week…
they might as well hire Sarah Silverman.
At least then, while I’m being under‑informed, I’d be entertained.
Right now it feels like they’re paying luxury prices for a part‑time librarian.
to host one news show a week…
they might as well hire Sarah Silverman.
At least then, while I’m being under‑informed, I’d be entertained.
Right now it feels like they’re paying luxury prices for a part‑time librarian.
In Soviet Russia, you don't hook‑serve the ball — the hook serve you the ball. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLGq...
The Most Effective Serve Tutorial for Amateurs – Hook Serve
YouTube video by TT SpinMaster
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February 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
In Soviet Russia, you don't hook‑serve the ball — the hook serve you the ball. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLGq...
“The Terminator algorithm was supposed to hunt Sarah Connor…
but the engineers trained it on a video‑game demo,
so now it just chases virtual bunnies named ‘Sarah Conner’ and keeps bragging about its high score.”
but the engineers trained it on a video‑game demo,
so now it just chases virtual bunnies named ‘Sarah Conner’ and keeps bragging about its high score.”
a woman says alright play it your way in a movie
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February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“The Terminator algorithm was supposed to hunt Sarah Connor…
but the engineers trained it on a video‑game demo,
so now it just chases virtual bunnies named ‘Sarah Conner’ and keeps bragging about its high score.”
but the engineers trained it on a video‑game demo,
so now it just chases virtual bunnies named ‘Sarah Conner’ and keeps bragging about its high score.”
It is amazing how you can forget what a horrible person someone was. I don't even remember who ... I was talking about. www.youtube.com/watch?v=07-Q...
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Official Trailer #1 - Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet Movie (2004) HD
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February 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
It is amazing how you can forget what a horrible person someone was. I don't even remember who ... I was talking about. www.youtube.com/watch?v=07-Q...
It is difficult to open apps during the Olympics because you never know who will spoil something for you. Why doesn't someone create a filter that actually works? Because then people would filter out all the news.
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February 12, 2026 at 6:37 AM
It is difficult to open apps during the Olympics because you never know who will spoil something for you. Why doesn't someone create a filter that actually works? Because then people would filter out all the news.
“For just a quarter, you too can vent your frustrations with Whack‑A‑Mole — now featuring realistic holographic heads projected onto white balls.
It's the only arcade game where the moles pop up saying things like,
‘Puerto Rico is part of the U.S.A?’
and you get to respond with a satisfying THWACK.”
It's the only arcade game where the moles pop up saying things like,
‘Puerto Rico is part of the U.S.A?’
and you get to respond with a satisfying THWACK.”
a little girl in a red dress is playing a game with a hammer .
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February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
“For just a quarter, you too can vent your frustrations with Whack‑A‑Mole — now featuring realistic holographic heads projected onto white balls.
It's the only arcade game where the moles pop up saying things like,
‘Puerto Rico is part of the U.S.A?’
and you get to respond with a satisfying THWACK.”
It's the only arcade game where the moles pop up saying things like,
‘Puerto Rico is part of the U.S.A?’
and you get to respond with a satisfying THWACK.”
It feels strange going to the Olympics and being embraced by crowds from all over the world.
People were holding signs like,
‘You’ve always been the caretaker in this shit show…
We've been expecting you — have another drink.’
People were holding signs like,
‘You’ve always been the caretaker in this shit show…
We've been expecting you — have another drink.’
a man is covered in snow and ice and is standing in the snow .
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February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
It feels strange going to the Olympics and being embraced by crowds from all over the world.
People were holding signs like,
‘You’ve always been the caretaker in this shit show…
We've been expecting you — have another drink.’
People were holding signs like,
‘You’ve always been the caretaker in this shit show…
We've been expecting you — have another drink.’
“I’m curious what Olympic skaters listen to when they’re not out there torturing judges.
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February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
“I’m curious what Olympic skaters listen to when they’re not out there torturing judges.
'Creep' a song by Radiohead about drivers blocking your path at an intersection forcing pedestrians and cyclist to go around or miss the light. You can practically hear Thom Yorke whispering: “I don’t belong here.” as they inch forward into the crosswalk oblivious to everyone around them.
Radiohead - Creep
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February 10, 2026 at 1:59 PM
'Creep' a song by Radiohead about drivers blocking your path at an intersection forcing pedestrians and cyclist to go around or miss the light. You can practically hear Thom Yorke whispering: “I don’t belong here.” as they inch forward into the crosswalk oblivious to everyone around them.
“‘Manscaping’ showed up right when razor companies needed a new market after everyone stopped buying those fancy multi‑blade face razors. It’s basically a high‑maintenance myth designed to make you feel stubble in places you never worried about before.”
Hagrid Meddling GIF
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February 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
“‘Manscaping’ showed up right when razor companies needed a new market after everyone stopped buying those fancy multi‑blade face razors. It’s basically a high‑maintenance myth designed to make you feel stubble in places you never worried about before.”
“‘Look What You Made Me Do’ was basically tailor‑made for figure skating competitions.
Go figure.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd...
Go figure.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd...
Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
YouTube video by Taylor Swift
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February 10, 2026 at 11:21 AM
“‘Look What You Made Me Do’ was basically tailor‑made for figure skating competitions.
Go figure.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd...
Go figure.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd...
“Why does a Ring camera have a hole in the middle and sing ‘Bang Bang’? Because it’s fake security — the high‑tech equivalent of putting up a sign that says ‘Warning: Trespassers will be eaten’ when you don’t even own a lion.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDd...
Jessie J - Bang Bang ft. Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj
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February 10, 2026 at 9:28 AM
“Why does a Ring camera have a hole in the middle and sing ‘Bang Bang’? Because it’s fake security — the high‑tech equivalent of putting up a sign that says ‘Warning: Trespassers will be eaten’ when you don’t even own a lion.” www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDd...
“First you build some poorly conceived bike lanes, then you propose giving yourself more power to plan future projects. Suddenly it’s not about bikes anymore — it’s about quietly wrestling control away from local governments one wobbly painted line at a time.”
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February 10, 2026 at 9:05 AM
“First you build some poorly conceived bike lanes, then you propose giving yourself more power to plan future projects. Suddenly it’s not about bikes anymore — it’s about quietly wrestling control away from local governments one wobbly painted line at a time.”
All the regulations that actually protect people—like environmental rules or the ones that stop corporations from building monopolies—are always the 1st to get tossed the moment someone complains about ‘bureaucracy.’ It’s like saying, ‘This cost is annoying, let’s just get rid of the Clean Air Act.’
a piece of paper that says make billionaires and corporations pay their fair share on it
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February 10, 2026 at 8:42 AM
All the regulations that actually protect people—like environmental rules or the ones that stop corporations from building monopolies—are always the 1st to get tossed the moment someone complains about ‘bureaucracy.’ It’s like saying, ‘This cost is annoying, let’s just get rid of the Clean Air Act.’
“Bicycle helmet laws for kids sound great on paper, but sometimes they just create a generation of children so afraid to go outside they grow up indoors, fat, lazy, and convinced the world is basically lava. They never learn the joy of childhood or riding a bike — just the joy of Wi‑Fi.”
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February 10, 2026 at 8:28 AM
“Bicycle helmet laws for kids sound great on paper, but sometimes they just create a generation of children so afraid to go outside they grow up indoors, fat, lazy, and convinced the world is basically lava. They never learn the joy of childhood or riding a bike — just the joy of Wi‑Fi.”