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Simon M.
@mangogon.bsky.social
Tall sleepy dude from California | Pancake Analyst (not a joke) | Filler-episode connoisseur.

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Waited almost a year to get an invite code for this place to tell you all that you should follow me on Letterboxd
God I love this giant crocodile
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Now convinced that the return of Jibjab could heal this country
Bush Step! (JibJab)
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October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I can’t believe the Yankees invented an entirely new kind of baseball bat and still couldn’t win the playoffs
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Please wish me luck as I ask this poke place to put an illegal amount of wasabi on my bowl in an effort to clear my sinuses
September 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Bag secured
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Did anybody have partial nationalization of Intel on their 2025 bingo cards?
August 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.
July 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Social media has taught me so much about Japanese horse racing this weekend.
July 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Reposted by Simon M.
IHoP Pancizza (2019-2019): Pronounced "pan-keet-za". Consisted of 7" pancakes cut into triangular slices and sold in pizza boxes to celebrate National Pizza Day. They came with 4 syrups (Old-Fashioned, Butter Pecan, Strawberry and Blueberry). Available in "Original", "Cupcake" or "Bacon & Cheddar"
May 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I think I broke my workout app
May 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
LA doesn’t have hurricanes, tornados or blizzards, but we do have the ever present danger of being caught in a Nathan Fielder bit
April 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Just redid my record player setup after 3 years of listening on a $60 player I got on amazon
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
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April 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Does anybody have a favorite piece of Uber driver street wisdom they’ve heard over the years? I’ve never forgotten the guy who gave me the advice to brew my coffee with a cinnamon stick thrown into the grounds.
March 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
How’s your day going? I got into a fight with some Tiger Balm and the Tiger Balm won
March 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Lines I would add to Bo Burnham’s ‘That Funny Feeling’ if I were writing it today: a thread
March 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This might be the least appetizing looking snack Trader Joe’s has ever made
January 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Re-watching old JibJab year in reviews to remind myself of simpler times while everything is on fire around me
January 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Once again its that magical time of year where I rank every movie I saw in theaters the year before, and somebody gets mad at me for my weird tastes. Smaller list this year because I canceled my A-List sub. 🎥
January 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
January 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This rewatch confirmed that my love of The Holdovers wasn’t just recency bias from seeing it in theaters last year.
December 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Guy Gardner!?
Superman | Official Teaser Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhUh...
December 19, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Bocchi the Rock gave me such a great workout album that I ain’t even made to have anime in the top spot because of it.
December 4, 2024 at 3:22 PM
There is no room in Valhalla for anybody who uses this card in TCGP
November 26, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Nobody gets me the way the Instagram ad algorithm gets me
November 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
NW:
October 23, 2024 at 2:29 AM