Simon M.
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Simon M.
@mangogon.bsky.social
Tall sleepy dude from California | Pancake Analyst (not a joke) | Filler-episode connoisseur.

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If nuclear armageddon happens while I have a temporary crown I’m gonna lose my shit
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Mr. Worldwide would never endanger the sanctity of the honmoon, and I'm a bit offended that you would try to imply otherwise.
August 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This was just for saying I did 18 crunches rather than 6 btw
May 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Can of fish made by a vest company
March 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Individually wrapped sour patch kids
March 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
US Army Rose Parade float
March 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM