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mandiepants.bsky.social
@mandiepants.bsky.social
I’m not that girl.
Absolutely rage sobbing through Netflix’s The Stringer.

Vietnam? Photography? Subterfuge? Racism? Injustice? My impending monthly menstrual cycle?

All yes.
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just saw AT&T’s updated Luke Whilson edit. What’s whrong, AT&T? His hard “w” didn’t test whell whith the rest of the target audience either? Whonder why. It’s not like the whole commercial is about authenticity or anything 😂
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Woke up still a single orphan to a Lions loss, but texts from both my Dexcom followers checking on my low BSL and a plate of Thanksgiving love from my back yard buds. Isn’t that just the perfect example of this beautiful excruciating life?
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Nah bro eff this I’m going to bed. Even a Lions win would make it worse today. Enjoy your families and whatever joy you can squeeze from this life 💙
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
First year I’ve actually felt like an orphan.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
AITA that I get upset when my friends don’t spend a single moment celebrating when I’m excited about something in my own life even though I spend all my time with them excited about their stuff? Like, give me the time of day for my one fucking thing cuz I constantly do it for you? Guess not.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The Bridgerton horse and the Wicked horse are the same horse, and Donica Lewinsky has a man crush on Nat 20 roller Mamdani. Have we…. escaped out of the darkest timeline?!
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Callie Hart got me sobbing at two in the morning over a stupid martyr named after a fucking bird.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Questions if I can afford a $300/month car payment. Loose math confirms I spent $325 on GrubHub in October…
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Man it’s really fucking sad when your most significant relationships fall completely the fuck apart.
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oh don’t mind me, just sobbing to the deleted If I Never Knew You scene from Pocahontas again.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dear Rebecca Yarros, are you as sick to death as I am of all these readers referring to it as the FW series instead of by its real name?

It’s called the Empyrean series, people. The dragons aren’t a plot device, they’re the whole damn story.

You keep forgetting that and it shows.
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My most problematic opinion: the only thing wrong with Disney socially whitewashing a disgustingly false historical colonizer narrative is that they made Pocahontas end game with some clown who isn’t John Smith in #2. Disney is for entertainment and engagement. Not education. Period.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just putting this out there for future I told you sos: RY said Tairn is tired for reasons beyond what we currently know. I don’t think that means he’s in process of dying, I think we’re about to be introduced to a buncha baby Tairns.
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡

I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m not saying it but I sure am tickled and laughing at it.
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In commercial reality my depression is cured if I wear a blouse with a tie sash instead of a tshirt. Joke’s on you, Vraylar, my ADHD would never allow it. Guess my other diagnoses will keep me depressed. Oh, wait….
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Every time that stupid flu mist commercial comes on, I openly, ceaselessly yell at the little kid who says “you give yourself a shot?” YEA I FUCKIN DO KID EVERY DAY LIKE 12 TIMES. Whoops 🤭
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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This is several days old. But amidst so much else id missed it. That’s a stunning number. No wonder they about-faced. Reminder of the power of consumers in oligarch era, not subject to the same kind of targeting.
October 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Whenever I get pissed at (sad about) my mom, I go on eBay and replace one of all my childhood collectibles she threw out thinking she’d gotten away with it.

The stupider the prices, the more validated I feel.

Bitch never imagined the internet or my own free will would exist.
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Chicago, you got a lot of problems, but your constituents are top tier 🤌👏🤝🖖
its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dear Netflix, you need to know that I will never watch season 4 of The Witcher. Sincerely, rot in hell with the rest of your bad decisions.
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So the (planned but now renegotiated no longer) penultimate installment of my favorite fantasy series turned my favorite book boyfriend into 12 triggers in a trench coat? Sounds like the beginning of the end of my two year stint as a recovered ex-reader, honestly. Do I even fucking read it?
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Everybody knows the QB and the entertaining WRs, but if you learn anything from the Lions game tonight, the secondary is how you win fucking football games.
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM