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mandiepants.bsky.social
@mandiepants.bsky.social
I’m not that girl.
Dear god I hate every last one of you; just leave me alone, thanks 😘
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Bb boii, apples and oranges are the same, you’re proving the point.
Marco Rubio on comparisons between Venezuela and Iraq: "People need to stop describing the apples of the Middle East to the oranges of the Western Hemisphere
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Everyone who watched the show and didn’t read the books is gonna lose their fucking minds next season when they realize Yuna loves Ilya like Shane loves Ilya. #shewouldhavelovedyoulikeiloveyou #heatedrivalry
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Tell me this isn’t Achilles I dare you.
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reposted
We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I don’t actually know what I want or need but each passing day feels more and more like a big ol cry might be the answer.
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Once again I find myself convinced even a mid MM romance novel can translate into a bangin’ story on screen.
What’s the take away here?
Authors: don’t waste our time on porn plotting or underdeveloped arcs. Your story better have god-tier goddamn substance because that’s what we come for.
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Absolutely rage sobbing through Netflix’s The Stringer.

Vietnam? Photography? Subterfuge? Racism? Injustice? My impending monthly menstrual cycle?

All yes.
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bitch I will venmo you to send me some of whatever you’re making.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just saw AT&T’s updated Luke Whilson edit. What’s whrong, AT&T? His hard “w” didn’t test whell whith the rest of the target audience either? Whonder why. It’s not like the whole commercial is about authenticity or anything 😂
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Woke up still a single orphan to a Lions loss, but texts from both my Dexcom followers checking on my low BSL and a plate of Thanksgiving love from my back yard buds. Isn’t that just the perfect example of this beautiful excruciating life?
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Nah bro eff this I’m going to bed. Even a Lions win would make it worse today. Enjoy your families and whatever joy you can squeeze from this life 💙
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
First year I’ve actually felt like an orphan.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
AITA that I get upset when my friends don’t spend a single moment celebrating when I’m excited about something in my own life even though I spend all my time with them excited about their stuff? Like, give me the time of day for my one fucking thing cuz I constantly do it for you? Guess not.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The Bridgerton horse and the Wicked horse are the same horse, and Donica Lewinsky has a man crush on Nat 20 roller Mamdani. Have we…. escaped out of the darkest timeline?!
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Callie Hart got me sobbing at two in the morning over a stupid martyr named after a fucking bird.
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Questions if I can afford a $300/month car payment. Loose math confirms I spent $325 on GrubHub in October…
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Man it’s really fucking sad when your most significant relationships fall completely the fuck apart.
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Oh don’t mind me, just sobbing to the deleted If I Never Knew You scene from Pocahontas again.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dear Rebecca Yarros, are you as sick to death as I am of all these readers referring to it as the FW series instead of by its real name?

It’s called the Empyrean series, people. The dragons aren’t a plot device, they’re the whole damn story.

You keep forgetting that and it shows.
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My most problematic opinion: the only thing wrong with Disney socially whitewashing a disgustingly false historical colonizer narrative is that they made Pocahontas end game with some clown who isn’t John Smith in #2. Disney is for entertainment and engagement. Not education. Period.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just putting this out there for future I told you sos: RY said Tairn is tired for reasons beyond what we currently know. I don’t think that means he’s in process of dying, I think we’re about to be introduced to a buncha baby Tairns.
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Napoleovino.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Reposted
🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡

I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m not saying it but I sure am tickled and laughing at it.
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM