Lying straight through my teeth about knowing how to open the door next to me on this plane’s exit row
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Lying straight through my teeth about knowing how to open the door next to me on this plane’s exit row
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no matter how many album covers the world cooks up for RATM they just wont come back
October 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
no matter how many album covers the world cooks up for RATM they just wont come back
The electric company called me at 2am to tell me they might shut off our power two days from now
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The electric company called me at 2am to tell me they might shut off our power two days from now
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this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
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We are all taking psych damage left and right and I just want to say, if you’re holding it together right now, in spite of the stochastic terror and the institutions crumbling around us, how are you doing that, can you teach me
October 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
We are all taking psych damage left and right and I just want to say, if you’re holding it together right now, in spite of the stochastic terror and the institutions crumbling around us, how are you doing that, can you teach me
if you’re not ready to hear my order at the drive thru then pls don’t ask me 😭
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
if you’re not ready to hear my order at the drive thru then pls don’t ask me 😭
colorado, you have gone batshit crazy with your roundabouts
August 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
colorado, you have gone batshit crazy with your roundabouts
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needs to build some ballroom
August 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
needs to build some ballroom
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This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
July 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever.
I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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The internet remains undefeated 😂😅
July 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The internet remains undefeated 😂😅
live. laugh. lisdexamfetamine.
July 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
live. laugh. lisdexamfetamine.
July 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
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There are only three political positions in America today
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
June 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There are only three political positions in America today
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
if you have close neighbors and have some pressure washing to do, definitely start as early in the morning as possible
June 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
if you have close neighbors and have some pressure washing to do, definitely start as early in the morning as possible
me to my coworker just now:
‘maybe i could get a crying curtain for my cube’
‘maybe i could get a crying curtain for my cube’
May 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
me to my coworker just now:
‘maybe i could get a crying curtain for my cube’
‘maybe i could get a crying curtain for my cube’
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
having a blow pop for breakfast
April 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
having a blow pop for breakfast
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Happy voting day, Canada. Please remain the sensible one in this North American duplex we share.
April 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy voting day, Canada. Please remain the sensible one in this North American duplex we share.
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"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
job seekers are really in hell right now
April 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
job seekers are really in hell right now
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Not even us.
The Fyre Festival brand is up for sale, its promoter announces, a week after organizers postponed Fyre Festival 2 with no new date set.
Fyre sale: After Fyre Festival 2 is postponed, promoter announces brand is up for grabs
Billy McFarland said he was selling the brand because it has become “bigger than any one person and bigger than what I’m able to lead on my own.”
nbcnews.to
April 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not even us.