Mammoth City Boot
@mammothcityplas.bsky.social
Lover, communist, geek.
Not going to my family Christmas because I'm not spending the day with people that speak like Ebenezer Scrooge.
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not going to my family Christmas because I'm not spending the day with people that speak like Ebenezer Scrooge.
Believing millionaires paid by billionaires to tell you poor people are the real problem and then being confused when everyone treats you like a stupid asshole.
December 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Believing millionaires paid by billionaires to tell you poor people are the real problem and then being confused when everyone treats you like a stupid asshole.
I do not have children because I would rather be a failed organism than a failed parent.
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I do not have children because I would rather be a failed organism than a failed parent.
If you "correct" someone on the Internet and you're actually wrong, you should get a $200 fine.
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you "correct" someone on the Internet and you're actually wrong, you should get a $200 fine.
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There are inherent structural problems with the very nature of our existence that lead us to inevitably despair.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There are inherent structural problems with the very nature of our existence that lead us to inevitably despair.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
I wish someone would Luigi all these billionaires. And, by Luigi, I mean play two-player video games with them. I think this would make them kinder.
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I wish someone would Luigi all these billionaires. And, by Luigi, I mean play two-player video games with them. I think this would make them kinder.
American politics is just choosing which hole you want to be fucked in. While one is worse than the other, I'd rather just stop getting fucked.
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
American politics is just choosing which hole you want to be fucked in. While one is worse than the other, I'd rather just stop getting fucked.
When our turn comes, we shall make no excuse for the terror, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When our turn comes, we shall make no excuse for the terror, Charlie Brown.
I've never met a white person with dreds that seemed smart.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I've never met a white person with dreds that seemed smart.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
Someone's getting a blowie!
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Someone's getting a blowie!
For 10,000 years, the rich have been turning neighbors against each other to enrich themselves. Bonkers that so many people still fall for it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
For 10,000 years, the rich have been turning neighbors against each other to enrich themselves. Bonkers that so many people still fall for it.
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Who do you think the world should belong to, a handful of rich assholes or everybody?
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Who do you think the world should belong to, a handful of rich assholes or everybody?
Thinking about Ninja Turtle thigh gaps.
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Thinking about Ninja Turtle thigh gaps.
Remember when people were arguing about whether it was okay to punch a Nazi?
Hope everyone that said it wasn't okay has a very bad day.
Hope everyone that said it wasn't okay has a very bad day.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Remember when people were arguing about whether it was okay to punch a Nazi?
Hope everyone that said it wasn't okay has a very bad day.
Hope everyone that said it wasn't okay has a very bad day.
If I were famous and posted a stupid comment, I would blame it on my "social media manager who has now been let go."
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If I were famous and posted a stupid comment, I would blame it on my "social media manager who has now been let go."
I don't feel bad when bad things happen to people that got conned by the most obvious conman ever.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I don't feel bad when bad things happen to people that got conned by the most obvious conman ever.
I wonder how many presidents have sucked other presidents' dicks. Do you think it's just the one or...?
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I wonder how many presidents have sucked other presidents' dicks. Do you think it's just the one or...?
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Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.
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It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.
I'm not 100% sure Sydney Sweeney is a right-winger, but she seems stupid enough.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm not 100% sure Sydney Sweeney is a right-winger, but she seems stupid enough.
All the elderly people in my family blowing hundreds of dollars a month on magic healing stickers.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
All the elderly people in my family blowing hundreds of dollars a month on magic healing stickers.
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The irony of conspiracy theorists is, of course, that they are the most easily manipulated people on the planet. For, having no standards of evidence whatsoever, they can be led by the nose to believe anything – so long as it isn't true.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The irony of conspiracy theorists is, of course, that they are the most easily manipulated people on the planet. For, having no standards of evidence whatsoever, they can be led by the nose to believe anything – so long as it isn't true.