Malt Liquor Logic
@maltliquorlogic.bsky.social
Trigger warning: My cum tastes like a bottom shelf Long Island Iced Tea. 🐳 He/Him
Someone posted to their story “world pride barry’s squad wya?” and I can’t relate to anything less
May 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Someone posted to their story “world pride barry’s squad wya?” and I can’t relate to anything less
Share the last 4 games you’ve played and expose your gaming habits
May 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Share the last 4 games you’ve played and expose your gaming habits
In the past 24 hours:
My mile-high flirt turned into a backseat suckfest 😈👅💦
Got trauma dumped by a golden doodle’s dad mid-elevator ride 🐕💔
Locked myself out stoned with no phone, to be rescued by a gay couple who now have my apartment code 🔒🍃📵
I fear I am the moment.
My mile-high flirt turned into a backseat suckfest 😈👅💦
Got trauma dumped by a golden doodle’s dad mid-elevator ride 🐕💔
Locked myself out stoned with no phone, to be rescued by a gay couple who now have my apartment code 🔒🍃📵
I fear I am the moment.
May 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In the past 24 hours:
My mile-high flirt turned into a backseat suckfest 😈👅💦
Got trauma dumped by a golden doodle’s dad mid-elevator ride 🐕💔
Locked myself out stoned with no phone, to be rescued by a gay couple who now have my apartment code 🔒🍃📵
I fear I am the moment.
My mile-high flirt turned into a backseat suckfest 😈👅💦
Got trauma dumped by a golden doodle’s dad mid-elevator ride 🐕💔
Locked myself out stoned with no phone, to be rescued by a gay couple who now have my apartment code 🔒🍃📵
I fear I am the moment.
COWBOY CARTER 🤠
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
COWBOY CARTER 🤠
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Katy Perry volunteering to go to space is so funny to me. Most washed up celebs just go on The Masked Singer.
April 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Katy Perry volunteering to go to space is so funny to me. Most washed up celebs just go on The Masked Singer.
I said I liked the ending of White Lotus and my coworkers looked at me like this
April 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I said I liked the ending of White Lotus and my coworkers looked at me like this
Good morning ☕️
April 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good morning ☕️
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I know it’s obvious and everyone has pointed this out but the richest man in the world is giving out million dollar checks to buy an election and also going “watch out: there’s a rich guy trying to influence this election!”
“Anyone Who Doesn’t Like Me Works for George Soros: An Airhead Rightwinger’s Guide to Political Debate”
March 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I know it’s obvious and everyone has pointed this out but the richest man in the world is giving out million dollar checks to buy an election and also going “watch out: there’s a rich guy trying to influence this election!”
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Took @jerica.bsky.social out for her birthday, and she tapped out before midnight.
This 9-year-old said: “Why are you home this early? Did the birthday get canceled?” 💀
Not us getting roasted by someone who still needs permission to cross the street.
This 9-year-old said: “Why are you home this early? Did the birthday get canceled?” 💀
Not us getting roasted by someone who still needs permission to cross the street.
March 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Took @jerica.bsky.social out for her birthday, and she tapped out before midnight.
This 9-year-old said: “Why are you home this early? Did the birthday get canceled?” 💀
Not us getting roasted by someone who still needs permission to cross the street.
This 9-year-old said: “Why are you home this early? Did the birthday get canceled?” 💀
Not us getting roasted by someone who still needs permission to cross the street.
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George Foreman’s tombstone should read “here lies a lean, mean, grilling machine”
March 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
George Foreman’s tombstone should read “here lies a lean, mean, grilling machine”
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gays at brunch on sunday talking about their night
March 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
gays at brunch on sunday talking about their night
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Schumer and his colleagues remain confident the same gambits they used in the past will succeed again, despite the fact that we are in the midst of an unprecedented attack on the United States, led from the White House. That is not a strategy, as I discuss here.
March 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Schumer and his colleagues remain confident the same gambits they used in the past will succeed again, despite the fact that we are in the midst of an unprecedented attack on the United States, led from the White House. That is not a strategy, as I discuss here.
My Chinese boyfriend telling me he’s craving ravioli: “I want some of that Italian gyoza”
💀 but he’s not entirely wrong
💀 but he’s not entirely wrong
March 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My Chinese boyfriend telling me he’s craving ravioli: “I want some of that Italian gyoza”
💀 but he’s not entirely wrong
💀 but he’s not entirely wrong
Nearly every single one of my friends are on my shit list rn
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Nearly every single one of my friends are on my shit list rn
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“MAGA cum” sounds rancid.
March 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“MAGA cum” sounds rancid.
Omg my bestie @jerica.bsky.social will be here in 10 days 🥳
March 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Omg my bestie @jerica.bsky.social will be here in 10 days 🥳
People can smile and smile and still be villains.
March 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
People can smile and smile and still be villains.
I think about this Pablo Neruda poem a lot
March 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I think about this Pablo Neruda poem a lot
Well, good morning - that earthquake just shook my ass awake
March 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Well, good morning - that earthquake just shook my ass awake