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Trigger warning: My cum tastes like a bottom shelf Long Island Iced Tea. 🐳 He/Him
Share the last 4 games you’ve played and expose your gaming habits
May 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
COWBOY CARTER 🤠
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Saw mother. 🐝
May 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I said I liked the ending of White Lotus and my coworkers looked at me like this
April 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Good morning ☕️
April 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Nearly every single one of my friends are on my shit list rn
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think about this Pablo Neruda poem a lot
March 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
☀️
March 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Kicking off the year of the 🐍🏮
February 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Love this little Valentine so fucking much 🫶
February 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Miss this 🥺
February 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 10 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify
February 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Looking at these Beyoncé ticket prices like
February 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
To everyone making the exact same joke about January:
January 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m hoping this hints at a year of ambitious moves and creative risks… that pay off well for me!
January 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ready to be back on this beach in 4 days for Beef Dip
January 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
“Pink and green go together”
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Twitter Gays creating starter packs to hold onto relevancy
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Let’s? 😈
November 14, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Circling back: I got lasik
November 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
guess the barista remembers me
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM