David Grinyer
@malonegranger.bsky.social
Recovering librarian. Philosophy survivor. Never use a short word when a veritable cornucopia of egregiously auto-omphaloscopic sesquipedalianisms will do.
A follow back is NOT an invitation to climb into my DMs unbidden. Ask permission in public first!
A follow back is NOT an invitation to climb into my DMs unbidden. Ask permission in public first!
I just love the way it's so well meaning and easily woke enough to make a certain cryptofascist tech bro self destruct in a screaming sulk of petulant plasma. And serve him right.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I just love the way it's so well meaning and easily woke enough to make a certain cryptofascist tech bro self destruct in a screaming sulk of petulant plasma. And serve him right.
I do like marmite but I can't eat it because it makes my partner ill. So technically you could kiss me except you probably wouldn't because Tesco yeast extract, which I can eat, tastes exactly like marmite. Which proves life is a bitch. It was good to get that off my chest
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I do like marmite but I can't eat it because it makes my partner ill. So technically you could kiss me except you probably wouldn't because Tesco yeast extract, which I can eat, tastes exactly like marmite. Which proves life is a bitch. It was good to get that off my chest
Or what species or from what planet/ galaxy, presumably? 🤔 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Or what species or from what planet/ galaxy, presumably? 🤔 🤣
And it can't come soon enough.
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
And it can't come soon enough.
Hi Lisa and happy thanksgiving to you! 😊 🇫🇷 🥂
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hi Lisa and happy thanksgiving to you! 😊 🇫🇷 🥂
Ooh, intriguing. I hope they're all fun!
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ooh, intriguing. I hope they're all fun!
Good morning Debs 🐾 🐾 🦦🦦💓💓
Have an otterly twatless Thursday poring over the curate's egg of a budget. Alternatively you could do something enjoyable! 🙄
Have an otterly twatless Thursday poring over the curate's egg of a budget. Alternatively you could do something enjoyable! 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Good morning Debs 🐾 🐾 🦦🦦💓💓
Have an otterly twatless Thursday poring over the curate's egg of a budget. Alternatively you could do something enjoyable! 🙄
Have an otterly twatless Thursday poring over the curate's egg of a budget. Alternatively you could do something enjoyable! 🙄
Night and you too 😊 😴 💤 🌙
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Night and you too 😊 😴 💤 🌙
I've got a pair of rather expensive slippers that play that trick and I don't know why either. I'm moving towards the demonic possession hypothesis.
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I've got a pair of rather expensive slippers that play that trick and I don't know why either. I'm moving towards the demonic possession hypothesis.
Yay! 👍 👏 👏 👏 👏
a baby is sitting in a crowd with a woman holding him and screaming yes .
ALT: a baby is sitting in a crowd with a woman holding him and screaming yes .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Yay! 👍 👏 👏 👏 👏
I'm pretty sure this set out as a joke. If so it backfired badly...
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm pretty sure this set out as a joke. If so it backfired badly...
Oh, bless ya! 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh, bless ya! 🥰
Ah, but we're all bellends sometimes and a little sympathy for being human can sometimes ameliorate the ensuing self-hatred. I'm sure some wise person said something like that some time in history... 😉
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ah, but we're all bellends sometimes and a little sympathy for being human can sometimes ameliorate the ensuing self-hatred. I'm sure some wise person said something like that some time in history... 😉
Ouch! Sympathy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ouch! Sympathy.
