Mallory (dumb broad)
@malloryzone.eu
Your friend Mallory from the European Federation. Trans woman smut author, “not a person” in the way a nuclear missile isn’t.
Women are best when they’re having a bad time.
Women are best when they’re having a bad time.
Excitably talking to you about the fun trip your sister is going on with me and the new bruises you’re going to get to kiss when she’s back
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Excitably talking to you about the fun trip your sister is going on with me and the new bruises you’re going to get to kiss when she’s back
I see we’re doing good posts
January 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I see we’re doing good posts
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it's really important a little sister to look to her big sister a lot. that way she can watch all wide eyed and quivery and afraid as the girl she's spent her entire life fawning over gets defiled in front of her
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
it's really important a little sister to look to her big sister a lot. that way she can watch all wide eyed and quivery and afraid as the girl she's spent her entire life fawning over gets defiled in front of her
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anyway the dutch word for concussion is 'hersenschudding' which literally translates to 'brainshaking,' which I know y'all are gonna clown on but it sounds a lot more intimidating to me that way
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
anyway the dutch word for concussion is 'hersenschudding' which literally translates to 'brainshaking,' which I know y'all are gonna clown on but it sounds a lot more intimidating to me that way
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her name is Dolly Fallover and she lives on the Floor
January 7, 2026 at 6:29 PM
her name is Dolly Fallover and she lives on the Floor
I need to get back to my long term project (eroticize an accurate depiction of a Scientology audit)
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I need to get back to my long term project (eroticize an accurate depiction of a Scientology audit)
I regret to inform everyone that I’ve decided to become more insane
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I regret to inform everyone that I’ve decided to become more insane
Increasing the europsycho flagging
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Increasing the europsycho flagging
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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be considered a detriment to the nation's economy
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be considered a detriment to the nation's economy
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December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oh shit I may be getting an important package today
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Oh shit I may be getting an important package today
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If you look inside my head there’s a little version of me sitting in an idyllic location listening to “The Big Ship” by Brian Eno and effortlessly drawing a picture of a beaten woman like this
ME, DESPERATELY TRYING TO RETURN TO WRITING: nggggh it’s so hard
MID-CENTURY YANK ADVERTISING WORKER: oh boy, here I go again! *plays all of the notes, no corrections*
MID-CENTURY YANK ADVERTISING WORKER: oh boy, here I go again! *plays all of the notes, no corrections*
January 7, 2026 at 10:18 AM
If you look inside my head there’s a little version of me sitting in an idyllic location listening to “The Big Ship” by Brian Eno and effortlessly drawing a picture of a beaten woman like this
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proving loyalty to Handler by letting Her remove our limbs to be replaced with battle-optimised military-grade cybernetic replacements… which in turn become largely useless and awkward after eventual discharge when trying to reintegrate into society, as they’re not designed for mundane daily tasks.
January 7, 2026 at 9:32 AM
proving loyalty to Handler by letting Her remove our limbs to be replaced with battle-optimised military-grade cybernetic replacements… which in turn become largely useless and awkward after eventual discharge when trying to reintegrate into society, as they’re not designed for mundane daily tasks.
Every time I see a mid twentieth century American ad I become Salieri from Amadeus
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Every time I see a mid twentieth century American ad I become Salieri from Amadeus
I think one of my desirable characteristics is that I hate Helena Blavatsky
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I think one of my desirable characteristics is that I hate Helena Blavatsky
Impossible choice of renaming one of two things i don’t want to rename
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Impossible choice of renaming one of two things i don’t want to rename
I watch LOGH like it has one of those “this is from another time” disclaimers but it says “they didn’t know to make this all women at the time”
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I watch LOGH like it has one of those “this is from another time” disclaimers but it says “they didn’t know to make this all women at the time”
The illegal emotion I experience watching LOGH
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The illegal emotion I experience watching LOGH
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More than that. I *like* it. I deeply enjoy cooking and cooking *well* i try to master it more. And i make sure that food is timed so that when my wife gets home from work it is warm because she works 12 hour shifts and handles a lot and i love her and want to give her one less thing to worry over
The pursuit of skills is a highly, highly underrated form of submission. Learn to cook and clean. To mix drinks and mend clothes. To shine shoes and give massages. Nothing is more attractive or expresses more devotion in a submissive than taking the time to master these things
January 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
More than that. I *like* it. I deeply enjoy cooking and cooking *well* i try to master it more. And i make sure that food is timed so that when my wife gets home from work it is warm because she works 12 hour shifts and handles a lot and i love her and want to give her one less thing to worry over
This is what I’m talking about when I say I have terminal wifebrain. I WILL learn to cook your favorite food by doing it over and over for months before you ever taste it. I WILL determine the supererogatory act in any given situation and carry it out.
The pursuit of skills is a highly, highly underrated form of submission. Learn to cook and clean. To mix drinks and mend clothes. To shine shoes and give massages. Nothing is more attractive or expresses more devotion in a submissive than taking the time to master these things
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This is what I’m talking about when I say I have terminal wifebrain. I WILL learn to cook your favorite food by doing it over and over for months before you ever taste it. I WILL determine the supererogatory act in any given situation and carry it out.
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The pursuit of skills is a highly, highly underrated form of submission. Learn to cook and clean. To mix drinks and mend clothes. To shine shoes and give massages. Nothing is more attractive or expresses more devotion in a submissive than taking the time to master these things
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The pursuit of skills is a highly, highly underrated form of submission. Learn to cook and clean. To mix drinks and mend clothes. To shine shoes and give massages. Nothing is more attractive or expresses more devotion in a submissive than taking the time to master these things
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me explaining this to the unwilling snuffbait i have tied up in my basement
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
me explaining this to the unwilling snuffbait i have tied up in my basement
Can I take a sec to be obscured from view and do muffled screams? Thanks!
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Can I take a sec to be obscured from view and do muffled screams? Thanks!