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Malik Vallo
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Fine, whatever // Writer
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I want them with the Yoshitaka Amano covers
October 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Is there a search engine that actually still works at least comparably well to pre-fucked google?
October 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In many ways, being on the other site still is kinda like gooning but for posters
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is so sick. Please do a printing!!!
The Beasts and Blessings of the Hallow’d Hall digital compendium is out now and available on my itch!

badbucket.itch.io/the-beasts-and-blessings-of-the-hallowd-hall

A bestiary of sixty five strange things and their grim fables written by me and @notquitereal.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
How do I get into meditation. Like actual meditation, not like new age-y guru stuff, or cult-y things. Do I go to a buddhist temple?
October 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
America had one of the largest populations of self identified Nazis pre WW2 in the world
genuinely why do so many americans have a nazi phase or become genuine nazis. on a fundemental level you’d think that we’d have as much shared hatred for nazism as we do for the british
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Gonna be so funny when they rebuild the White House using one of those private realestate developers and it ends up looking like those shitty gray cube apartments
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Oh boy
"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

🎁link
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I love the french
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Feels like one day I had to spend $50 on some stuff and then it's never stopped, day after day after day
October 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Turned off all the "I'm a big weenie" settings on here, hopefully will enjoy it more lol
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Refuse to eat squid or octopus. Edging towards cutting out pork as well.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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in the last eleven months, men have elected a president and pushed Paul Thomas Anderson past the $100 million mark for the first time in his career. Now, they finally have their Nobel Literature Laureate. They have accomplished all of this by podcasting
October 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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When I once again have to enter the two-factor authentication code to log in
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Robert Redford talking about how the Algerian War led him to interrogate his own understanding of the United States of America.
September 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Not being stupid
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I would like to opt out of the panopticon surveillance reality
July 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
He's got the mandate of heaven
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Ebon Ball Knower
the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.
July 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.
July 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM