Mallory Nees
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Mallory Nees
@malgallery.bsky.social
👋She/her. Social media strategist.
🫠Former #TwitterRefugee, current #TikTokRefugee.
🏃Best known for: “Josh Hawley Running Away to a Variety of Soundtracks” Tweet thread.
Live footage from the Senate floor:
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live.
January 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Me every morning I wake up and discover Elon Musk still hasn’t relocated to Mars.
January 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
January 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wait did anybody else just get a #TikTok notification?

I am able to access the app again.
#TikTokBan #TikTokBack?
January 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
TikTok just stopped working for me in Chicago.

The last video in my fyp was someone standing in the rain, soundtracked by “I Know the End” by Phoebe Bridgers.

Brick by brick to the bitter end.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I absolutely wasted my free weekend of AppleTV+ watching Presumed Innocent without even realizing there was a new season of Severence available. Who am I? What am I doing? How did I get here?
January 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM