I was *obsessed* with the lyrics of “3 small words” chorus being a countdown. I was so annoying about it and my friends were like “🤫 settle down.”

Possibly my favorite soundtrack of all time?

4. Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive)
3. the Soronprfrbs (Frank)
2. The Kelly Affair (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)
1. DR. TEETH & THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM

Me every morning I wake up and discover Elon Musk still hasn’t relocated to Mars.

Whoa what if they named it that because eating there expressly makes a person move like a panda?! 🐼

Yeah I got the notification and was like “RUDE…wait—word?” I think it’s back to full functionality. But also I’m not getting a good feeling in my gut about it rn. 👀

It’s back but the vibe is way off…

I was berated in a thread by some man for clapping back at a comment where he (unprompted) called TikTok users “morons.”

The blind disdain is so rampant here. I’m pretty disappointed tbh. 😞

But I guess it’s nice to find each other even if we’re doing it while getting bullied. ✨

🫡

By all means, do that.

But when your enjoyment of the joke manifests in calling people like me morons—completely unprompted—maybe expect the experience to be less enjoyable.

The battle is up vs down, not left vs right. The sooner we can all see that, the better off we’ll be.

Nobody needs to see that.

But seriously, just consider being more accepting of people who fundamentally agree with you. The gatekeepy cynicism is tired.

We have a long (I can only hope) 4 years ahead. ✌️

Oh sorry this is your “best work”?

Sir, respectfully, you’re calling strangers brainless when your whole profile is just reposts of other people’s thoughts.

show me to me please 😢

Just woke up and tried to open the app. 🤦‍♀️

Omg HELL YEAH pinnnnwuuurrrrrm