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Mallory Nees
@malgallery.bsky.social
👋She/her. Social media strategist.
🫠Former #TwitterRefugee, current #TikTokRefugee.
🏃Best known for: “Josh Hawley Running Away to a Variety of Soundtracks” Tweet thread.
Live footage from the Senate floor:
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live.
January 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wait did anybody else just get a #TikTok notification?

I am able to access the app again.
#TikTokBan #TikTokBack?
January 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes
January 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wait…who’s gonna get ready with me now? 🥺

#grwm #tiktokrefugee #morningroutine
January 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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#tiktokrefugee there is a big group over on Reddit at
r/nothinghappeninghere.
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What do I do now, like, watch SNL try and fail to be half as funny as the comment section of a TikTok where a pine marten is trying to get in some guy’s house?

😑 Get real.
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
TikTok just stopped working for me in Chicago.

The last video in my fyp was someone standing in the rain, soundtracked by “I Know the End” by Phoebe Bridgers.

Brick by brick to the bitter end.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I can’t today—I’ve gotta finish the rest of TikTok before the series finale. 🫡
January 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Somebody call History Channel. I have an idea for the next season of Alone…
Good luck attacking Canada if you’re too feeble to have an outdoor inauguration, buddy.
January 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
In 2025, I will graciously refuse to explain myself.

I believe that’s what David Lynch would have wanted. 🖤
January 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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If TikTok goes down, Meta goes down with it.

Delete all Meta apps.
January 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I came here to rage, eat bread, and attend circuses.

And I’m all out of bread & circuses.
January 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM