MalcolmXsansX
@malcolmxsansx.bsky.social
💕Melo*, Cine*, Biblio*, Ailuro* (*-phile), Gastronomy
🧩Fallen artist; Digital Composer ; Psychonaut
🤗Left-foot-forward Atheist & Ally; Aiming to improve
🪵Vocation: Kitchens/Cabinets/BICs
Instagram: @BossCustomKitchens
🧩Fallen artist; Digital Composer ; Psychonaut
🤗Left-foot-forward Atheist & Ally; Aiming to improve
🪵Vocation: Kitchens/Cabinets/BICs
Instagram: @BossCustomKitchens
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MalcolmXsansX
@malcolmxsansx.bsky.social
· Jan 16
🧵 Things overheard at music festivals:
"No one here is ever even slightly sober."
"No one here is ever even slightly sober."
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i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva
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The way I gasped out “oh!” aloud
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The way I gasped out “oh!” aloud
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snailio
A pleasingly round and stripey snail.
The variations in background colour and stripes on its shell have been studied by geneticists and ecologists.
We salute your contributions to science, little snail pal!
#SciArt
The variations in background colour and stripes on its shell have been studied by geneticists and ecologists.
We salute your contributions to science, little snail pal!
#SciArt
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
snailio
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If consumers get unhappy? There's already a button marked 'stimulus cheques.' (targeted at the 80m most loyal) If companies get unhappy? They can be expropriated for insufficient loyalty. Or why not just start a new memecoin, Liberation DayCoin?
April 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
If consumers get unhappy? There's already a button marked 'stimulus cheques.' (targeted at the 80m most loyal) If companies get unhappy? They can be expropriated for insufficient loyalty. Or why not just start a new memecoin, Liberation DayCoin?
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the cat tried to critical hit me
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
the cat tried to critical hit me
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He wants people to go hungry so they'll riot.
“.. The Agriculture Department issued the command in a late-night Saturday memo .. That guidance threatened to impose financial penalties on states that did not “comply” quickly with the government’s new orders.”
@tonyromm.bsky.social #SNAP
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
@tonyromm.bsky.social #SNAP
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
He wants people to go hungry so they'll riot.
How does one scroll past a cat picture/video without tapping the like button?
I can't seem to manage.
I can't seem to manage.
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
How does one scroll past a cat picture/video without tapping the like button?
I can't seem to manage.
I can't seem to manage.
I'm going to design a cat carry case that kooks like a cardboard box. Easy in. Easy out.
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm going to design a cat carry case that kooks like a cardboard box. Easy in. Easy out.
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Quiet minute listening to the sea, in case anyone else needs it.
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Quiet minute listening to the sea, in case anyone else needs it.
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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New Research Reveals Escalating Household Food Insecurity Threatening South Africa’s Social Stability - MyPressportal - Free Press Releases Southern Africa
#mypressportal #pressrelease #AfricaNewsroom #bizcommunity #publicrelations #africa #southafrica
#mypressportal #pressrelease #AfricaNewsroom #bizcommunity #publicrelations #africa #southafrica
New Research Reveals Escalating Household Food Insecurity Threatening South Africa’s Social Stability - MyPressportal - Free Press Releases Southern Africa
Evidence is mounting that households across the country are under severe strain as food insecurity reaches critical levels...
pressportal.co.za
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
New Research Reveals Escalating Household Food Insecurity Threatening South Africa’s Social Stability - MyPressportal - Free Press Releases Southern Africa
#mypressportal #pressrelease #AfricaNewsroom #bizcommunity #publicrelations #africa #southafrica
#mypressportal #pressrelease #AfricaNewsroom #bizcommunity #publicrelations #africa #southafrica
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Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
“Am I dyin’?’
YES.
‘Will I die?’
YES.
Granny Weatherwax thought this over. ‘But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?’
YES.
‘So you aren’t actually bein’ a lot of help, strictly speakin’.’”
“Am I dyin’?’
YES.
‘Will I die?’
YES.
Granny Weatherwax thought this over. ‘But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?’
YES.
‘So you aren’t actually bein’ a lot of help, strictly speakin’.’”
Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad
"‘Will she live happily ever after?’ he said.
NOT FOREVER. BUT PERHAPS FOR LONG ENOUGH."
"‘Will she live happily ever after?’ he said.
NOT FOREVER. BUT PERHAPS FOR LONG ENOUGH."
Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal
"'You wrote everything down, Crispin?' he said. 'Why?'
Crispin looked appalled.
'Got to keep records, Reacher,' he said. 'Can't cover y' tracks if you don't know where y'left 'em. Then... can put it all back, see, hardly a crime at all.'"
"'You wrote everything down, Crispin?' he said. 'Why?'
Crispin looked appalled.
'Got to keep records, Reacher,' he said. 'Can't cover y' tracks if you don't know where y'left 'em. Then... can put it all back, see, hardly a crime at all.'"
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
“Am I dyin’?’
YES.
‘Will I die?’
YES.
Granny Weatherwax thought this over. ‘But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?’
YES.
‘So you aren’t actually bein’ a lot of help, strictly speakin’.’”
“Am I dyin’?’
YES.
‘Will I die?’
YES.
Granny Weatherwax thought this over. ‘But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?’
YES.
‘So you aren’t actually bein’ a lot of help, strictly speakin’.’”
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Dr Oz: "We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Dr Oz: "We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
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Don’t be selfish, George.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Don’t be selfish, George.
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👺🧊kindnapping worker from inside Chicago preschool🇺🇸😢
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
👺🧊kindnapping worker from inside Chicago preschool🇺🇸😢
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November 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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turns out 3 is the number of votes I needed
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
turns out 3 is the number of votes I needed
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Nobody smelled the onions and mustard better than that Jury.
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Nobody smelled the onions and mustard better than that Jury.
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Wait, does this mean we can throw subs at federal agents??
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Wait, does this mean we can throw subs at federal agents??
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, from this day forward, sandwich 'hero' should never have to suffer thru the indignity of a "sub-style sandwich" from shitty subway or pay for lunch
From the city of brotherly love and neighborhood #FAFO
Where our democracy started and won't end #NoKings
From the city of brotherly love and neighborhood #FAFO
Where our democracy started and won't end #NoKings
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I am very serious that he should never have to buy lunch or suffer thru subway again
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November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I am very serious that he should never have to buy lunch or suffer thru subway again
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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This is Hudson. He is a strong, independent dog who boops his own snoot. 13/10 (IG: hudsonstaysgolden)
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is Hudson. He is a strong, independent dog who boops his own snoot. 13/10 (IG: hudsonstaysgolden)