Mal
@malachiteos.bsky.social
she/her. trans. Insanity Scribe. Horrors Distributor. Handler's Favored Hound. I write mecha erohorror.
Pure of Heart, Pure of Soul.
Pure of Heart, Pure of Soul.
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Mal
@malachiteos.bsky.social
· Jan 2
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Hello! I write the mecha erohorror series Hekate's Call, among other short stories that catch my fancy. Please consider supporting so I can continue to write it as I please! <3
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me, watching eevee open clip studio after reposting the original: I can't wait to see... what you're up to
eevee: *smiling*
eevee: *smiling*
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
me, watching eevee open clip studio after reposting the original: I can't wait to see... what you're up to
eevee: *smiling*
eevee: *smiling*
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morian explaining in a strategy meeting that clone soldiers are one of the many banned technologies because she pioneered its use during The War which was how she earned the epithet of Necromancer General, and symeon raising her hand and asking very earnestly "so does that make you my grandmother?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
morian explaining in a strategy meeting that clone soldiers are one of the many banned technologies because she pioneered its use during The War which was how she earned the epithet of Necromancer General, and symeon raising her hand and asking very earnestly "so does that make you my grandmother?"
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Every once in a while I think about the time someone said "annoying girls hmu I guess" and then when I popped in immediately hit me with the "I was considering just @-ing you directly."
It's funny *every* time someone posts Mal-bait but like, especially when I walk into it without realizing it.
It's funny *every* time someone posts Mal-bait but like, especially when I walk into it without realizing it.
March 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Every once in a while I think about the time someone said "annoying girls hmu I guess" and then when I popped in immediately hit me with the "I was considering just @-ing you directly."
It's funny *every* time someone posts Mal-bait but like, especially when I walk into it without realizing it.
It's funny *every* time someone posts Mal-bait but like, especially when I walk into it without realizing it.
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Me: *rolling over eevee and rubbing my face against them like a cat*
Eevee: One post I think about a lot is when someone said "annoying girls hit me up" and then you showed up and they said "I could have just @'d you"
Me: That was Connie.
*five minutes later*
Me: WAIT I'M BEING ANNOYING?????
Eevee: One post I think about a lot is when someone said "annoying girls hit me up" and then you showed up and they said "I could have just @'d you"
Me: That was Connie.
*five minutes later*
Me: WAIT I'M BEING ANNOYING?????
September 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me: *rolling over eevee and rubbing my face against them like a cat*
Eevee: One post I think about a lot is when someone said "annoying girls hit me up" and then you showed up and they said "I could have just @'d you"
Me: That was Connie.
*five minutes later*
Me: WAIT I'M BEING ANNOYING?????
Eevee: One post I think about a lot is when someone said "annoying girls hit me up" and then you showed up and they said "I could have just @'d you"
Me: That was Connie.
*five minutes later*
Me: WAIT I'M BEING ANNOYING?????
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anyway, please enjoy this edit i found
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
anyway, please enjoy this edit i found
Eevee: Did you know I put some additional spice in that pumpkin bread and thats why it tasted so good
Me: Did I know? How could I know that? You say "Did you know" like this was a fact I could have learned somewhere. Did you leave an audio log somewhere? Motherfucker. "Did you know?"
Eevee: BE NICE
Me: Did I know? How could I know that? You say "Did you know" like this was a fact I could have learned somewhere. Did you leave an audio log somewhere? Motherfucker. "Did you know?"
Eevee: BE NICE
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Eevee: Did you know I put some additional spice in that pumpkin bread and thats why it tasted so good
Me: Did I know? How could I know that? You say "Did you know" like this was a fact I could have learned somewhere. Did you leave an audio log somewhere? Motherfucker. "Did you know?"
Eevee: BE NICE
Me: Did I know? How could I know that? You say "Did you know" like this was a fact I could have learned somewhere. Did you leave an audio log somewhere? Motherfucker. "Did you know?"
Eevee: BE NICE
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November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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that's called a stable mythic+ group
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
that's called a stable mythic+ group
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Chapter 5 of Starfall, Event Horizon, is now published! This one had to cook for a while but I do hope it was worth the wait~
Please enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/617815...
Please enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/617815...
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Chapter 5 of Starfall, Event Horizon, is now published! This one had to cook for a while but I do hope it was worth the wait~
Please enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/617815...
Please enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/617815...
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Snow Crash (1992)
Stealth tech startup affiliated with a Pentecostal megachurch using their recordings of holy glossolalia to train an LLM that speaks the language of angels, as derived from a sea of ecstatic parishioners speaking in tongues.
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Snow Crash (1992)
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Ashe: She has balls
Me: Yeah, so do I. She's not special.
Me: Yeah, so do I. She's not special.
June 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Ashe: She has balls
Me: Yeah, so do I. She's not special.
Me: Yeah, so do I. She's not special.
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is chapter 48 done?????????????? I've gotta go over it again. It feels like it can't be done yet. I must have missed something. If it is done, that means there's only one chapter left...........
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
is chapter 48 done?????????????? I've gotta go over it again. It feels like it can't be done yet. I must have missed something. If it is done, that means there's only one chapter left...........
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November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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recently had a disagreement on whether jung's haircut counts as an undercut. so i've made a helpful diagram. it goes the whole way around.
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
recently had a disagreement on whether jung's haircut counts as an undercut. so i've made a helpful diagram. it goes the whole way around.
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Ashe: Why does she keep blowing her load all over me?
Me: The gay rabbit?
Ashe: Yeah, the gay rabbit keeps blowing her load on me.
Me: The gay rabbit?
Ashe: Yeah, the gay rabbit keeps blowing her load on me.
April 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Ashe: Why does she keep blowing her load all over me?
Me: The gay rabbit?
Ashe: Yeah, the gay rabbit keeps blowing her load on me.
Me: The gay rabbit?
Ashe: Yeah, the gay rabbit keeps blowing her load on me.
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Me: FUCK YOU RABBIT.
Me: Alice to Swimmy like once a week I assume
Ashe started laughing so hard she got lightheaded
Me: Alice to Swimmy like once a week I assume
Ashe started laughing so hard she got lightheaded
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me: FUCK YOU RABBIT.
Me: Alice to Swimmy like once a week I assume
Ashe started laughing so hard she got lightheaded
Me: Alice to Swimmy like once a week I assume
Ashe started laughing so hard she got lightheaded
anyways I can't believe they did that to Metroid. genuinely sucks. I still think they should make a Metroid movie and it's just a horror movie. Samus trying to get around the space pirate base hiding from Ridley and all the space pirates, killing them off slowly. You know.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
anyways I can't believe they did that to Metroid. genuinely sucks. I still think they should make a Metroid movie and it's just a horror movie. Samus trying to get around the space pirate base hiding from Ridley and all the space pirates, killing them off slowly. You know.
anyways I'm going to the store to buy monster everyone is free to make their little jokes
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
anyways I'm going to the store to buy monster everyone is free to make their little jokes
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Sartha Thrace: Sartha Birkin bag. Practical Sartha possession bag.
Handler: No, Sartha, you can't have a Birkin bag.
Sartha: Good Birkin good Sartha give beautiful Sartha deserve Hound.
Handler: Sartha, we simply cannot afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
Sartha: Jealousy Handler
Handler: No, Sartha, you can't have a Birkin bag.
Sartha: Good Birkin good Sartha give beautiful Sartha deserve Hound.
Handler: Sartha, we simply cannot afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
Sartha: Jealousy Handler
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sartha Thrace: Sartha Birkin bag. Practical Sartha possession bag.
Handler: No, Sartha, you can't have a Birkin bag.
Sartha: Good Birkin good Sartha give beautiful Sartha deserve Hound.
Handler: Sartha, we simply cannot afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
Sartha: Jealousy Handler
Handler: No, Sartha, you can't have a Birkin bag.
Sartha: Good Birkin good Sartha give beautiful Sartha deserve Hound.
Handler: Sartha, we simply cannot afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
Sartha: Jealousy Handler