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Death screams in riots
Some rare good news
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There's not enough in this bottle to get me through this sojourn through suburban hell. I want to die.
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You think my anti-suburb shit is a joke but you wouldn't ever spend even an hour in whatever the fuck this is, would you?
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Brighton's Labour Council has included a sieg heiling robot in their Christmas light display. Presumably seeking approval from the founder of MechaHitler or the rabid imbeciles that live in the surrounding suburbs.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When the drooling imbeciles who live in the suburbs say that immigrants need to integrate into 'our culture' what they mean is that they need to learn to enjoy this garbage. But only a cunt could integrate with this - don't do it.
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
British Culture. Best in the world.
September 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Joyless place
September 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Tesla gimp got a for parking on double yellows and chased down a parking ticket guy to cry about it.
September 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Lol. Stop pretending this isn't fucking embarrassing. I suppose if you're still being taken in by British Parliamentarism in 2025 you're a fucking mug with no dignity.
September 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
When you vote, this is who you vote for
August 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
One day all of this could be a motorway
August 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Wouldn't get that in the suburbs
August 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is not good
August 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Labour Enthusiasts for Genocide
July 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Calling it state-of-the-art doesn't make it good that you turned part of the Science Museum into a wework.
June 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nice
June 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
In honour of the enthronement of the first American nonce-herder we've come on a pilgrimage to one of the the places where Britain keeps it hoards of reactionaries and racists, the suburbs, to visit the Sistine Chapel (Worthing edition)
May 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Doggy boys going to discover the dark side of messing with free trade
April 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Looks like sad news about Manchester's best Rice and Three
April 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
No shrinkflation here
April 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Excited to see a 9 person band perform on this stage in an hour
April 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This may be the best toilet cubicle I've ever shat in
April 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Okay rhat Manchester cover bamfs festival isn't the worst event in history. Also putting Nick Clegg at the bottom doesn't really make up for the fact that you booked Nick Cegg and Cherie Blair.
April 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Lol
March 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yep, that's definitely the face of a European Royal
March 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM