maisonjar.bsky.social
@maisonjar.bsky.social
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We just saw this, and it’s a good idea for businesses to post. Private businesses are allowed to set dress and conduct rules. Requiring no full face coverings has long been standard for safety and loss prevention reasons, and it is within a business’s rights to refuse entry or service.
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Sometimes I fear I am too Peggy Hill for my own good.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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“What’s our target?”

“Several dishwashers and a prep cook.”

“Damn. We’re gonna need body armor, night vision scopes and stun grenades for this one.”

“…wait…”

“IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.”
Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.
May 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: *has the news blasting into my ears for the entirety of my workday*

Also me: “idk I’ve just been feeling kinda depressed lately”
May 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not to gatekeep but there should have been a questionnaire for the Lorde presale where it asks what your favorite song off Pure Heroine was and if you put Ribs, you were bumped to the back of the queue.
May 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Why is the post office line always so long and why is it always full of people who seem to have never mailed anything in their lives?
April 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If they made a live action Webkinz movie, they’d cast Jeff Bridges as Artie Fact.
March 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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DECORUMcrats always say thank you before kissing the boot.
March 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Hearing from Community Partners International, which works from Myanmar to Bangladesh, that USAID cuts mean 14,000 people with HIV losing access to lifesaving meds and a total stop in all HIV and TB screening. So many people will die due to these chaotic, sudden, horrifically implemented cuts.
February 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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“People will die, but we will never know, because even the programs to count the dead are cut.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
U.S. Terminates Funding for Polio, H.I.V., Malaria and Nutrition Programs Around the World
Here are some of the 5,800 contracts the Trump administration formally canceled this week in a wave of terse emails.
www.nytimes.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Adding “…” at the end of a sentence is one of the most passive aggressive things you can do in a workplace and I will report you to HR!!
February 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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i mean, fuck
February 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Decided just now that In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel is the most romantic song ever written.
February 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🤢🤢🤢 go birds
February 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Benson Boone looks like he would make more interesting music than he does
February 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Grocery prices are skyrocketing?!? I am SHOCKED who could have seen this coming!!!
February 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sabrina Carpenter IS pop music.
February 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Hoping to recreate the magic of Twitter and get Justin Bieber to follow me on here too.
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM