MagoPerezoso
@magoperezoso.bsky.social
Occultist, Star Wars nerd, Texas liberal, aging Goth, conjurer of sweet and delicious tricks.
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
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It was only a matter of time before Lex Luthor and the Joker had a falling out.
June 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It was only a matter of time before Lex Luthor and the Joker had a falling out.
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Trump poses as the Pope in full holy garments and gets a pass.
Obama puts on a tan suit and they lose their frigging minds.
See how that works?
Obama puts on a tan suit and they lose their frigging minds.
See how that works?
May 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trump poses as the Pope in full holy garments and gets a pass.
Obama puts on a tan suit and they lose their frigging minds.
See how that works?
Obama puts on a tan suit and they lose their frigging minds.
See how that works?
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Half of the United States has been slowly and carefully inculcated by Fox News to believe that the other half of the country is their enemy and out to ruin their lives. Once this was established, it didn't take long for those viewers to value hurting these other Americans over helping themselves.
March 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Half of the United States has been slowly and carefully inculcated by Fox News to believe that the other half of the country is their enemy and out to ruin their lives. Once this was established, it didn't take long for those viewers to value hurting these other Americans over helping themselves.
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People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
March 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
People were mean to him on Twitter, so he bought Twitter.
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
People were still mean to him, so he bought the US government.
And he is going to use it to hunt down those bad people!
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Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid
March 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid
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PSA: If you’re going to go around referring to yourself as the “king” of America you sure as fuck don’t get to call a democratically elected foreign leader a “dictator.”
February 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
PSA: If you’re going to go around referring to yourself as the “king” of America you sure as fuck don’t get to call a democratically elected foreign leader a “dictator.”
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— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
February 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
— Accidentally fired workers trying to contain bird flu
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
— Accidentally fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile
— Accidentally fired workers providing health care to Native Americans
“Accidentally.” More like gross incompetence and mismanagement. Opposite of efficient.
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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
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We wanted them to have healthcare and a high paying job and a planet to live on and freedom. They want us to suffer. The parties are not the same.
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
We wanted them to have healthcare and a high paying job and a planet to live on and freedom. They want us to suffer. The parties are not the same.
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Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
January 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
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Stephen King, truth to power & not afraid to call out the stupid.
I suppose you don't really risk hurting your brand if the people you are insulting don't read.
Still respect to all the celebrities that refuse to take a knee.
I suppose you don't really risk hurting your brand if the people you are insulting don't read.
Still respect to all the celebrities that refuse to take a knee.
January 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Stephen King, truth to power & not afraid to call out the stupid.
I suppose you don't really risk hurting your brand if the people you are insulting don't read.
Still respect to all the celebrities that refuse to take a knee.
I suppose you don't really risk hurting your brand if the people you are insulting don't read.
Still respect to all the celebrities that refuse to take a knee.
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Biden: "Americans are being buried under an avalanche of misinformation and disinformation, enabling the abuse of power ... the truth is smothered by lies."
January 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Biden: "Americans are being buried under an avalanche of misinformation and disinformation, enabling the abuse of power ... the truth is smothered by lies."
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I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣
January 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣
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President Biden, laid it down:
- 18 year term limit for SCOTUS
- No stock trading for Congress
- No immunity for Presidents for crimes they commit in office, because that's bullshit
THAT PART! 🔥🔥🔥
- 18 year term limit for SCOTUS
- No stock trading for Congress
- No immunity for Presidents for crimes they commit in office, because that's bullshit
THAT PART! 🔥🔥🔥
January 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
President Biden, laid it down:
- 18 year term limit for SCOTUS
- No stock trading for Congress
- No immunity for Presidents for crimes they commit in office, because that's bullshit
THAT PART! 🔥🔥🔥
- 18 year term limit for SCOTUS
- No stock trading for Congress
- No immunity for Presidents for crimes they commit in office, because that's bullshit
THAT PART! 🔥🔥🔥
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Mexico and Canada helping in California says two things:
America has neighbors it doesn't deserve; and
America is better at handing out blame *after* a disaster than making preparations *before* a disaster.
America has neighbors it doesn't deserve; and
America is better at handing out blame *after* a disaster than making preparations *before* a disaster.
January 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Mexico and Canada helping in California says two things:
America has neighbors it doesn't deserve; and
America is better at handing out blame *after* a disaster than making preparations *before* a disaster.
America has neighbors it doesn't deserve; and
America is better at handing out blame *after* a disaster than making preparations *before* a disaster.
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And yet, Canada and Mexico's firemen give us aid while MAGA talks shit. Speaks volumes about those we call neighbors.
I have to say, MAGA’s widespread disinformation around the LA fires, making political attacks and threats to withhold aid on the basis on political affiliation is one of the most reprehensible things I’ve seen them do.
These people really have no bottom.
These people really have no bottom.
January 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
And yet, Canada and Mexico's firemen give us aid while MAGA talks shit. Speaks volumes about those we call neighbors.
So this is what we can expect in the next 4 years: An imbecilic President-elect who wants to invade Panama Canal, Greenland, and wants to rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. But lowering grocery prices is too hard for him, he had said. Good job U.S.
January 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So this is what we can expect in the next 4 years: An imbecilic President-elect who wants to invade Panama Canal, Greenland, and wants to rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. But lowering grocery prices is too hard for him, he had said. Good job U.S.