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Magick
@magick.bsky.social
The Simple Jack of your Holiday Season

Complete with morning yogurts.
Your Blood, Sweat, & Tears are not enough to prove your labor. I'm going to need to see some cum.
March 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I need two to three tiki drinks and to preform shadowboxer at karaoke
February 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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this just came up on shuffle and well... FOREVER BANGER
Can't Get You out of My Head
Kylie Minogue · Song · 2001
open.spotify.com
March 26, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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An exoskeleton is a skeleton on the exterior of an animal in the form of hardened integument, which both supports the body's shape and protects the internal organs. An xoxoskeleton is armor made out of my hugs and kisses, now, go get 'em, tiger.
September 19, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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when my gf who is a year younger than me lets me call her mommy
January 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
They should make Coca-Cola flavored Zyns
December 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I have failed the Lord and must now accept my punishment. Wearing a hairhat
December 24, 2024 at 6:15 PM
The Chic song Le Freak is about topping someone who has a horsecock but likes to receive
December 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The Animal Collective song My Girls is about Vegeta giving up his dreams of being the strongest Saiyan in order to be a better husband and father.
December 24, 2024 at 6:11 PM
The Santa Esmerelda song Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood is about a hot, bisexual who orders 4 star spicy Pad Kee Mao at the Thai place
December 24, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Don't come over after I've been skeeting
December 24, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The Fiona Apple song Shadowboxer is about how difficult it is to put socks on wet feet
December 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The Dua Lipa song Pyramids is about slowly coming to the realization that you're way more into pegging than you thought you'd be
December 24, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody is about the first time you made out on the bus, and then the driver got mad and yelled at you.
December 24, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The Pixies song Where is My Mind is about jorking it so hard, you splooge in your jeggings
December 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
The Everclear song Santa Monika is about seeing a girl so hot, you immediately die from it
December 24, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Ski Lift boyfriend Cocaine girlfriend
December 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Daft Punk girlfriend P-Funk boyfriend
December 22, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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tuna on whole grain w pepper jack, spinach, onions, jalepeno. not toasted. no dressing.
December 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM
If you look like this, DM me
December 13, 2024 at 7:21 PM