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Cold November Graeme
@magicdarts.bsky.social
Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.
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Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Tony Bellew, Amanda Holden, Dame Judi Dench, @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social, Sylvester Stallone. Eddie Howe! Are you watching Eddie Howe? Your boys took one hell of a beating. #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh god. Here we go again
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gareth’s lad making it interesting.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Goal line technology means what you think it looks like doesn’t matter, Andy Hinchcliffe. #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is the sort of situation where Sean Neave gets a debut
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
FOUR! AWAY! #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“If you had longer arms you could have reached behind you” 🦖 #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Newcastle fan Kelly Cates looking delighted at half time in the studio with two Blues #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
ZWEIMETERPARABOLA #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Get the fuck in! I’d barely poured me beer. #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Scrap at the end of Stoke vs Hull. Hilarious.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Look at all you fancy Tory lads with five cars or more in their lifetimes. #joiningin
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I’d write to my MP, but where to fucking start?
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
We’re scrapping prostate cancer screening with an announcement from a gadgey saying “I had prostate cancer, and got better. Fuck you lads who might get it in the future though”
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.

Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I don’t like Robson Green. I think he’s a big plastic Geordie twat.

I saw him once in a caff in Tynemouth. “Robson!” I exclaimed, a big smile lighting up my face “if you see your old mate tell him I think he’s lush in Game of Thrones. See you!”
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Meanderin’ Stevens #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Peel and Vance, Private Investigations #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yeah, Fuck Colby #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m meeting you half way, @nostalgicthing.bsky.social
The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (BBC, 1988)
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (BBC, 1988)
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Kid Jensen’s snake popping out of its basket #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM