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Cold November Graeme
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Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.
Oh god. Here we go again
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“If you had longer arms you could have reached behind you” 🦖 #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You injure Joelinton?
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Nice to see Gareth’s lad playing for his dad’s old club. #NEWEVE
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The good thing is with a goal this early is that there’s absolutely no chance of Newcastle fucking it from here. Nothing can stop us. #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Look at all you fancy Tory lads with five cars or more in their lifetimes. #joiningin
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Yeah, Fuck Colby #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (BBC, 1988)
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Only catching up with Only Connect cos it’s been a busy week. Delighted to report they got one of the connection wall answers WRONG
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Here you go
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“Get a better haircut” #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Glad I went to Riley’s for my tea. Makes all this a bit easier #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hello darkness my old friend #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A single red state republican pushing it through?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s Roberto de Zerbi
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Football has suspended sentences now. This can only be a good thing for, picking an example at random, a massive shithouse with the face of an angel
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Five more minutes?
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
GET THE FUCK IN #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Chris Sutton on commentary.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
HERE WE FUCKEN GO #NUFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’d forgotten there was other sport today. Honk.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Lui’s. Last stop. Pints, coffees, cakes. Veggie sandwiches. Lush soup. Shearer’s ale is off, unfortunately.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Northumberland Park. Victorian Splendour, Shields’s Lungs. For those of you paying attention to the route, yes I should have gone to the Lodge.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Musical break: Sir James Nail - Big River
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM