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I meditate in prison.
☸️🌈⭕🏴

As a dyke with limerence issues for morally questionable old men, I have Alastor Brainrot.
Pinned
that time the ER doctor called me "shocking lucid" should not be a point of pride probably
yeah. he's uh. totally indifferent to Emily.

#alastot #hazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #wmilyhazbinhotel
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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"The vision could not depend on the times. The vision had to depend on itself, and the people who were willing to work and sweat and suffer and hear the doors lock behind them, as sweet liberty took flight through the barred window, a dove in full retreat." -Dan Berrigan
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm over-analyzing this charismatic sociopathic man's facial expressions to prove that the good female characters can make him nice one day. But trying to redeem people by being their friend is a bad idea actually. also please. PLEASE don't date him. please.

#alastor #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotels2
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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they're mirroring each others facial expressions, demonstrating empathy
also he let her put bubble gum in his hair

#alastor #hazbinhotel #niffty #alastortheradiodemon
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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meanwhile: me, Alastor, and my delusions
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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hazbin hotel fans: omg the RAW RUGGED SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
retracting the second one and replacing it with a piano. she censors 90% of whatever he tries to sing, though. thanks for the note @amirtalai.bsky.social
Things Emily would give Redeemed Alastor:

1. cigarettes that blow bubbles
2. a jukebox with only Christmas music
3. Non-Sadomasochistic Nifty
6. a cabin in the woods - but she won't even let him eat the racoons

Just kill him.

#radiojoy #angelicsmile #alastor #hazbinhotel #alastor&emily
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
had an amazing day yesterday except one person might have gotten a little mad at me toward the end of it - so it's ruined
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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"When you're that scared, teeth are that bared."
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Best ship in Hazbin Hotel is Alastor x Ego Death
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Guys who would’ve thought that THIS joke post aged well like what the fuck is this timeline -

#alastor #radiostatic
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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🩸Paint the Town Red🩸

#alastortheradiodemon #hazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel Elements of #radiostatic (its all s2, this is just 3 minutes of alastor being a brat ❤️)
Alastor the Radio Demon - Paint the Town Red (Season 2 Spoilers)
YouTube video by Cathartes Immundus
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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I crave Alastor with red fur so I decided to give it a go myself. >w<

#HazbinHotel
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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someone not very good at handicrafts
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Well… he tried. 😆😆😆
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel?

"I opened the door" "I locked it"
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I'm sure I'm late to the game here but just noticed the first time Lucifer sees Alastor 💀
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM