Maggie Wittlin
@maggiewittlin.bsky.social
Associate Professor at Fordham Law. Evidence, law teaching, crosswords, jokes.
What is Look Who’s Talking?
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What is Look Who’s Talking?
Picturing the eBay listing for "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt, signed by Thomas Pynchon."
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Picturing the eBay listing for "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt, signed by Thomas Pynchon."
Also, this conversation got me to click on the Wikipedia link for Milk, and it begins, "Milk is a white liquid food produced by the mammary glands of lactating mammals." This is entirely accurate, and I think I might be vegan now.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Also, this conversation got me to click on the Wikipedia link for Milk, and it begins, "Milk is a white liquid food produced by the mammary glands of lactating mammals." This is entirely accurate, and I think I might be vegan now.
Disappointed in my state for being in the "milk" crowd. Perhaps I'll petition for the egg cream.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Disappointed in my state for being in the "milk" crowd. Perhaps I'll petition for the egg cream.
If this is the intended answer, by the punctuation logic of this riddle, any word would be a correct answer. Because any single word spelled “without any mistakes” is spelled incorrectly. In this essay, I will…
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If this is the intended answer, by the punctuation logic of this riddle, any word would be a correct answer. Because any single word spelled “without any mistakes” is spelled incorrectly. In this essay, I will…
Yeah, if you wanted to caricature actual Bluesky today it would be, “they want to primary 100% of the senate in 2026.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yeah, if you wanted to caricature actual Bluesky today it would be, “they want to primary 100% of the senate in 2026.”
Who is Elena Fierce-ante?
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Who is Elena Fierce-ante?
I think he’s saying he agrees! But this whole thread is saying TOO MUCH.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think he’s saying he agrees! But this whole thread is saying TOO MUCH.
“I’m taking a flight tomorrow.” Well, look at this Babe Ruth pointing at the bleachers we got here.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“I’m taking a flight tomorrow.” Well, look at this Babe Ruth pointing at the bleachers we got here.
What is Twister?
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What is Twister?
He will catch a cloud and pin it down!
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He will catch a cloud and pin it down!
Honestly, I don’t think he can win the Best Song Written for Visual Media Grammy.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Honestly, I don’t think he can win the Best Song Written for Visual Media Grammy.
Using this now for all purposes, including “where do you want to go tonight?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Using this now for all purposes, including “where do you want to go tonight?”
I would actually be curious to see the gender split on this question.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I would actually be curious to see the gender split on this question.
I was asked if there’s a black hole where my heart should be, and really, that’s none of their business!
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I was asked if there’s a black hole where my heart should be, and really, that’s none of their business!
What is convertsational English?
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What is convertsational English?
What is existential thangst?
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What is existential thangst?
What is play cool jazz?
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What is play cool jazz?
And everyone boos Bayern Munich
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And everyone boos Bayern Munich
“Yeah, and also a garlic knot guilty? Thanks.”
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
“Yeah, and also a garlic knot guilty? Thanks.”
What is Cider-Man?
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What is Cider-Man?
It also refers to "biological sex" without the "at birth" qualification at one point.
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It also refers to "biological sex" without the "at birth" qualification at one point.
Who are Adam and New Year’s Eve?
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Who are Adam and New Year’s Eve?
What are hot springs?
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
What are hot springs?