Maggie Wittlin
@maggiewittlin.bsky.social
Associate Professor at Fordham Law. Evidence, law teaching, crosswords, jokes.
Using this now for all purposes, including “where do you want to go tonight?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Using this now for all purposes, including “where do you want to go tonight?”
Really, you couldn’t clock (heh) the price of this watch just from looking at it? (wtaf)
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Really, you couldn’t clock (heh) the price of this watch just from looking at it? (wtaf)
I am Bad Bunny.
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I am Bad Bunny.
Ok, judgy social media people: rate my trick or treat candy selection.
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ok, judgy social media people: rate my trick or treat candy selection.
Tbf, the NYT version gave me the information I really need to make a decision.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Tbf, the NYT version gave me the information I really need to make a decision.
Amazing! And my sign is actually in the background of one of the pics you posted!
October 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Amazing! And my sign is actually in the background of one of the pics you posted!
October 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is peak Blueskyism.
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is peak Blueskyism.
Trusting you on this one!
October 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Trusting you on this one!
This is as good an excuse as any to share the bird-shaped dumplings I had last week:
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is as good an excuse as any to share the bird-shaped dumplings I had last week:
My Favorite Actress is Not Human
October 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My Favorite Actress is Not Human
Imagine how the generation above feels…
September 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Imagine how the generation above feels…
Not that it’s my single favorite book, but it’s the book that people seem to want to read without knowing it exists (and it’s very good):
September 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Not that it’s my single favorite book, but it’s the book that people seem to want to read without knowing it exists (and it’s very good):
Hi, J. Elvis. It's me. Antifa.
Most people won't read this text, but I'm hoping you're different. Because you know that we can't do this alone.
We need supporters like you, to do what we do best: violence and funding NPR.
That's why I'm asking you to make a don...
Most people won't read this text, but I'm hoping you're different. Because you know that we can't do this alone.
We need supporters like you, to do what we do best: violence and funding NPR.
That's why I'm asking you to make a don...
September 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hi, J. Elvis. It's me. Antifa.
Most people won't read this text, but I'm hoping you're different. Because you know that we can't do this alone.
We need supporters like you, to do what we do best: violence and funding NPR.
That's why I'm asking you to make a don...
Most people won't read this text, but I'm hoping you're different. Because you know that we can't do this alone.
We need supporters like you, to do what we do best: violence and funding NPR.
That's why I'm asking you to make a don...
When the truth is revealed…
September 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When the truth is revealed…
GO BIG RED! (I’m crashing the Michigan alumni watch party.)
September 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
GO BIG RED! (I’m crashing the Michigan alumni watch party.)
I don’t know what I expected.
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I don’t know what I expected.
Even if you hadn’t told me, I think I would’ve known that this was David Lynch’s kitchen.
September 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Even if you hadn’t told me, I think I would’ve known that this was David Lynch’s kitchen.