Milf E 🏳️⚧️
@magehandle.bsky.social
Yinzer by marriage
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She/Her
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She/Her
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
Lesbian heated rivalry with derby dykes please and thank you
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Lesbian heated rivalry with derby dykes please and thank you
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God giving Adam an extra rib causes an overflow error that spawns infinite eves until the server crashes and you can noclip to heaven
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
God giving Adam an extra rib causes an overflow error that spawns infinite eves until the server crashes and you can noclip to heaven
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Hot and greasy like a cheap slice of pizza, douse me in oregano and go to fucking town
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hot and greasy like a cheap slice of pizza, douse me in oregano and go to fucking town
I'm the most slovenly milf in Pittsburgh rn
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I'm the most slovenly milf in Pittsburgh rn
So many of my old friends have transitioned that a lot of my previous male homoerotic experiences are ex post facto lesbian experiences
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
So many of my old friends have transitioned that a lot of my previous male homoerotic experiences are ex post facto lesbian experiences
Baby had his first solid foods today :)
February 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Baby had his first solid foods today :)
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
Being a milf isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm so busy caring for the baby that I don't even have the time or energy to be someone's sex fantasy
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Being a milf isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm so busy caring for the baby that I don't even have the time or energy to be someone's sex fantasy
ive been on injections for more than a year now WHEN does my pussy grow in???
January 27, 2026 at 2:20 AM
ive been on injections for more than a year now WHEN does my pussy grow in???
When the baby goes to sleep faster than anticipated so you can go back downstairs to watch jeopardy 😤😤😤😤
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
When the baby goes to sleep faster than anticipated so you can go back downstairs to watch jeopardy 😤😤😤😤
The eagles should hire me as offensive coordinator I'm so unqualified that no one will know how to stop my dumbass plays
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The eagles should hire me as offensive coordinator I'm so unqualified that no one will know how to stop my dumbass plays
Calling my wife "girl" feels infantilizing and disrespectful but saying "go piss woman" feels too much like something Archie Bunker would say
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Calling my wife "girl" feels infantilizing and disrespectful but saying "go piss woman" feels too much like something Archie Bunker would say
Putting sand and other irritants under my foreskin in a misguided attempt to break into the cultured pearl market
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Putting sand and other irritants under my foreskin in a misguided attempt to break into the cultured pearl market
Does heated rivalry address the fact that hockey players are all missing teeth so the head is extra good
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Does heated rivalry address the fact that hockey players are all missing teeth so the head is extra good
As a trans woman you should have at least 3 exes you dated pre-transition who have since come out as lesbians
January 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
As a trans woman you should have at least 3 exes you dated pre-transition who have since come out as lesbians
Having a baby is goated when being awash in shit and vomit and having no sleep is the vibe
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Having a baby is goated when being awash in shit and vomit and having no sleep is the vibe
I've got to get fatter
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I've got to get fatter