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Maelfus (he/him)
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I have stumbled into a new void to fill with ranting. He/Him. Be forewarned that referring to me in any form comes with dire consequences.
Maybe if Jesus hadn't given Christians such an easy out they wouldn't be such giant fucking assholes all the time.

Jesus, you done fucked up.
May 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have a very specific kind of luck with this game
December 11, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Can I get a remaster please?

I don't need a full on remake, just a graphical update, maybe some engine optimization and some QOL improvements.

I may be a classic title now, but I feel I've still got some replay value left.
November 11, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Just need y'all to know I got the worlds tiniest 2nd degree burn today from an LCD monitor.

No it wasn't open. I had literally just plugged it in to test for a few seconds.
October 25, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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*pikachu shocked face*
January 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Absolutely blown away.

Its not any one thing, but there was just so much to appreciate about the whole experience
July 1, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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JESUS H CHRIST
July 1, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I feel like I SHOULD have seen this coming.

I did NOT see this coming....
July 1, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Just noticed I've got greying streaks in my hair now. I can't joke about being old now. I'm actually old.
June 27, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Well I've finished all the level 4 challenges except the Mephis now. Sort of realizing thats going to have to wait until I start building characters again after 1.1 releases. Yinlin's damage seems to get nerfed too bad for that fight for some reason.
June 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Dawn of the last day....

... of work before my dawntrail vacation starts!
June 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Ramen fries was a terrible mistake
June 23, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Ok. I finished my gacha dailies. nap time?
June 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM
My first phone was rotary.
My first modem was made out of wood. With dovetail and brass hardware.
Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy:

I played NES on a black and white console TV as a very young kid, and my first D&D edition was third.
June 10, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Its 330am and I'm resorting to alcohol to try and sleep
June 5, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Someone want to do my laundry for me?
May 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I'm a terrible human being.
May 12, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I think my motto at this point is just "this too shall pass"
May 12, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Can I just go home and play more video games
May 11, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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When the soft mouth of a word unhinges,
it is sticky, it is feral.
April 19, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Its a sad thing that I'm running out of rum as soon as I tried this.
April 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Okay, that drink hit the spot. Just what I needed as my weekend starts.
April 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I may have finally hit the content saturation point for my manhwa reading.

370.

370 manhwas and I hit the point I don't think I can read them as fast as they come out.

I have a problem.
April 13, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Can we get DRM/Anticheat support for linux soon. I want off this windows train.
April 13, 2024 at 3:20 AM
McDs coffee has no right being as good as it is.
April 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM