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Madfoot / Amy L Keyishian
@madfoot.bsky.social
Manic pixie, no apologies
Beyoncé enthusiast
Hospice social worker
Recovering journalist
I dithagree!
July 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Singing in the Rain is my Challengers.
July 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
As long as we are destroying the first amendment, can we get something on the books that forbids novelists from writing novels about novelists?
May 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If this were old Twitter, I’d be asking what color lipstick was Colin Jost was wearing, and someone would tell me. Waah.
May 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Agreeance is not a word!!
a woman is screaming in a crowd with the words let it be known
ALT: a woman is screaming in a crowd with the words let it be known
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Nobody unsubscribes by accident, internet.
April 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Actual footage of me wiggling out of my boiler suit.
Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer GIF
Alt: Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer GIF
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
April 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Why are barrel legs and do I have to?
April 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hahahahaha same
April 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s Easter and 420! I’ve been opening ever egg I see but all I got so far was candy or actual egg. No weed. 😿
April 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Why would a cat lick my knee
April 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Tic tacs are dinner, right?
April 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
There’s a rider in front of me who has a brake light on his bicycle and it makes it look like he has a blinking butt hole. That is all.
April 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Remember when that poor bird was attacked by all those Tippi Hedrons?
April 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I wonder how Charlie Brown feels about being Peppermint Patty’s beard.
April 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The bad news is - my press-on nails keep popping off left and right. The good news is - if I get lost in a labyrinth, their little French-tipped carcasses will lead me to safety.
March 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“It wasn’t worth the paper it was printed on — and it was an audiobook!”
— me, probably, if I were at a cocktail party talking about the book I’m reading
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Is there an incomplete mess?
March 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Hey … is there a he-devil?
March 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Can’t I convert this used puzzle room into a cabin? That’s what I really want. #hellokitty
#islandadventure
March 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Why can’t vampires just eat tampons?
March 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You know how we’re all sad that we never get letters in the mail anymore? I’m getting that way about emails.
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Nothing delights me more. Go, Canada!
If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol
March 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Maybe we shouldn’t have put our egg-based economy in one basket
March 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM