Madfoot / Amy L Keyishian
@madfoot.bsky.social
Manic pixie, no apologies
Beyoncé enthusiast
Hospice social worker
Recovering journalist
Beyoncé enthusiast
Hospice social worker
Recovering journalist
Singing in the Rain is my Challengers.
July 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Singing in the Rain is my Challengers.
As long as we are destroying the first amendment, can we get something on the books that forbids novelists from writing novels about novelists?
May 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
As long as we are destroying the first amendment, can we get something on the books that forbids novelists from writing novels about novelists?
If this were old Twitter, I’d be asking what color lipstick was Colin Jost was wearing, and someone would tell me. Waah.
May 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If this were old Twitter, I’d be asking what color lipstick was Colin Jost was wearing, and someone would tell me. Waah.
Agreeance is not a word!!
a woman is screaming in a crowd with the words let it be known
ALT: a woman is screaming in a crowd with the words let it be known
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Agreeance is not a word!!
Nobody unsubscribes by accident, internet.
April 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Nobody unsubscribes by accident, internet.
Actual footage of me wiggling out of my boiler suit.
Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer GIF
Alt: Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer GIF
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Actual footage of me wiggling out of my boiler suit.
Why are barrel legs and do I have to?
April 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Why are barrel legs and do I have to?
Hahahahaha same
April 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Hahahahaha same
It’s Easter and 420! I’ve been opening ever egg I see but all I got so far was candy or actual egg. No weed. 😿
April 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s Easter and 420! I’ve been opening ever egg I see but all I got so far was candy or actual egg. No weed. 😿
Why would a cat lick my knee
April 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why would a cat lick my knee
Tic tacs are dinner, right?
April 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tic tacs are dinner, right?
There’s a rider in front of me who has a brake light on his bicycle and it makes it look like he has a blinking butt hole. That is all.
April 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
There’s a rider in front of me who has a brake light on his bicycle and it makes it look like he has a blinking butt hole. That is all.
Remember when that poor bird was attacked by all those Tippi Hedrons?
April 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Remember when that poor bird was attacked by all those Tippi Hedrons?
I wonder how Charlie Brown feels about being Peppermint Patty’s beard.
April 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I wonder how Charlie Brown feels about being Peppermint Patty’s beard.
The bad news is - my press-on nails keep popping off left and right. The good news is - if I get lost in a labyrinth, their little French-tipped carcasses will lead me to safety.
March 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The bad news is - my press-on nails keep popping off left and right. The good news is - if I get lost in a labyrinth, their little French-tipped carcasses will lead me to safety.
“It wasn’t worth the paper it was printed on — and it was an audiobook!”
— me, probably, if I were at a cocktail party talking about the book I’m reading
— me, probably, if I were at a cocktail party talking about the book I’m reading
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“It wasn’t worth the paper it was printed on — and it was an audiobook!”
— me, probably, if I were at a cocktail party talking about the book I’m reading
— me, probably, if I were at a cocktail party talking about the book I’m reading
Is there an incomplete mess?
March 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Is there an incomplete mess?
Hey … is there a he-devil?
March 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hey … is there a he-devil?
Can’t I convert this used puzzle room into a cabin? That’s what I really want. #hellokitty
#islandadventure
#islandadventure
March 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Can’t I convert this used puzzle room into a cabin? That’s what I really want. #hellokitty
#islandadventure
#islandadventure
Why can’t vampires just eat tampons?
March 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why can’t vampires just eat tampons?
You know how we’re all sad that we never get letters in the mail anymore? I’m getting that way about emails.
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You know how we’re all sad that we never get letters in the mail anymore? I’m getting that way about emails.
Nothing delights me more. Go, Canada!
If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol
March 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Nothing delights me more. Go, Canada!
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Maybe we shouldn’t have put our egg-based economy in one basket
March 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Maybe we shouldn’t have put our egg-based economy in one basket