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Madeleine
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Your cat: livin' the dream 🤣
December 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I was tailgated by some mouth-breathing dipshit in a HOSPITAL car park. She was literally RIGHT UP my chuff. I took my sweet time reversing into a space badly, so I had to 'keep trying'. She ended up honking repeatedly, which had the unfortunate effect of slowing me down.
December 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I can't even watch it. F*ck russia 😡
December 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Brilliant news - and as usual, it was the wrong person behind bars.
December 17, 2024 at 8:37 PM
To me (a Brit) and my family, he is just like a cartoon character - and whenever he talks, my mom and I invariably end up cackling like hyenas.

Mind you, we do the same with our own leaders, so...
December 16, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I co-ran a rescue with my husband for 20 years until he got sick. The mental state of some of the animals absolutely broke our hearts & really did make me hate irresponsible and cruel people with every fibre of my being. Nobody has to like animals - just leave them tf alone! Big hugs to your kitty ❤️
December 16, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I suddenly can't think of any alternative sayings. I just know I still don't like this one!
December 16, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Oh, the l'il noises they're making, tho! 😍
December 16, 2024 at 12:39 AM
There's a Squirrel of the Day? Love eet! 😍
December 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Here's one o' my l'il monsters! Her name is Annie, and we adopted her in 2017 🥰
December 16, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Same. And tea - copious amounts, mind 🫖 🇬🇧
December 16, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Aw, he's beautiful 😍
December 16, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Lovely photo 🥰
December 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Same! 😆
December 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I feel your pain. Unbeknownst to me, my dog was standing behind me when I was balancing a piece of cake with cream and a cup of tea in one hand whilst opening a door with the other hand.

Doorbell went, she lost her shit, I went into orbit, and I lost my cake in the process 😱
December 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Such a pretty l'il face! 🥰
December 15, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Sound advice there, my friend! ::inserts fresh ink cartridge into fountain pen, then delicately sips tea::
December 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Bugger that. I proposed to my husband in our lounge 🤣
December 15, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Wow! Absolutely stunning 😍
December 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Beats tinnitus, so ya did me a favour, pal 🤣
December 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Mine does that mad SHAKEITOFF with one back leg after she's jumped down from my lap, like she's literally just been stood in shit 😶
December 14, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I would be so dangerously tempted to hug them (yes, I know I'd probably be murdered in the face) 😬
December 14, 2024 at 1:31 AM
OMG, absolutely adorable 😍
December 14, 2024 at 12:13 AM