Literally the shittest resolution ever - but jus' look at dat! There I was, doing me cuppa this morning and bam! I look out the window, and there she is! Has to be a she 'cos she so pritteh 😍❤️🦊 (cat was disgusted)
January 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Literally the shittest resolution ever - but jus' look at dat! There I was, doing me cuppa this morning and bam! I look out the window, and there she is! Has to be a she 'cos she so pritteh 😍❤️🦊 (cat was disgusted)
Realising I had run out of cat litter, I decided to go to the supermarket near to closing in the hope it wouldn't be too busy. Got there with quarter of an hour to spare, heard an announcement of imminent closure over the tannoy, and ended up panic-buying two carrots and a parsnip 😶
December 23, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Realising I had run out of cat litter, I decided to go to the supermarket near to closing in the hope it wouldn't be too busy. Got there with quarter of an hour to spare, heard an announcement of imminent closure over the tannoy, and ended up panic-buying two carrots and a parsnip 😶
Cat's just run into the room sideways flicking me the v's.
We need to have a talk about her attitude
We need to have a talk about her attitude
December 14, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Cat's just run into the room sideways flicking me the v's.
We need to have a talk about her attitude
We need to have a talk about her attitude
Our border collie-cross dog has just raced past me in a 'can't stop, busy' kinda fash.
Followed her: she is attempting to round up the cats
Followed her: she is attempting to round up the cats
December 12, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Our border collie-cross dog has just raced past me in a 'can't stop, busy' kinda fash.
Followed her: she is attempting to round up the cats
Followed her: she is attempting to round up the cats
If you were driving in the northbound Queensway tunnel (Bham) yesterday morning at around 7:15am, and were suddenly blinded by an utter moron, it was me. I indicated to change lanes in a hurry, hit the main beam in the process, then panicked and totally forgot how to cancel it.
So yeah, sorry 😬
So yeah, sorry 😬
December 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
If you were driving in the northbound Queensway tunnel (Bham) yesterday morning at around 7:15am, and were suddenly blinded by an utter moron, it was me. I indicated to change lanes in a hurry, hit the main beam in the process, then panicked and totally forgot how to cancel it.
So yeah, sorry 😬
So yeah, sorry 😬
My dog is an expert at walking backwards.
Plans are afoot on how I can capitalise on this talent.
Plans are afoot on how I can capitalise on this talent.
December 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
My dog is an expert at walking backwards.
Plans are afoot on how I can capitalise on this talent.
Plans are afoot on how I can capitalise on this talent.
Came home from a brief shopping trip and discovered the cats had vacated the cat room. I searched the entire house, panic levels rising...
Found them starfished on my bed.
Found them starfished on my bed.
December 8, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Came home from a brief shopping trip and discovered the cats had vacated the cat room. I searched the entire house, panic levels rising...
Found them starfished on my bed.
Found them starfished on my bed.
Opened my bedroom curtains this morning and came face to face with a pigeon, giving me the stink-eye.
I apologised and said I'd come back later 🐦⬛
I apologised and said I'd come back later 🐦⬛
December 8, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Opened my bedroom curtains this morning and came face to face with a pigeon, giving me the stink-eye.
I apologised and said I'd come back later 🐦⬛
I apologised and said I'd come back later 🐦⬛
Husband is now sat on the floor. Every cat we possess has taken up residence on his chair, and he deems it impolite to move them.
December 7, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Husband is now sat on the floor. Every cat we possess has taken up residence on his chair, and he deems it impolite to move them.
Current mood: exceedingly disappointed that the violent storm that is raging outside has thus far failed to deliver an errant trampoline to our garden.
I continue to wait in hope.
I continue to wait in hope.
December 7, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Current mood: exceedingly disappointed that the violent storm that is raging outside has thus far failed to deliver an errant trampoline to our garden.
I continue to wait in hope.
I continue to wait in hope.
Amazing ❤️ I just scanned through my lamentable reel of photos of my rescued birdies and have realised I have FAR too many chicken bottom photos... literally - they looked PERFECT when I went in for the damn shot!
December 6, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Amazing ❤️ I just scanned through my lamentable reel of photos of my rescued birdies and have realised I have FAR too many chicken bottom photos... literally - they looked PERFECT when I went in for the damn shot!
She was unwanted & had clearly been shown little affection. Her back paws hadn't developed properly & when we adopted her, she used to stare at walls and yell. In time, we were able to teach her that people could be kind. In return she taught me that cats are fur-covered maniacs. I miss her still 💚
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 PM
She was unwanted & had clearly been shown little affection. Her back paws hadn't developed properly & when we adopted her, she used to stare at walls and yell. In time, we were able to teach her that people could be kind. In return she taught me that cats are fur-covered maniacs. I miss her still 💚
Today, the ENTIRE office went into a room for a meeting with the big cheese. I freak out in crowded rooms, so I politely declined. When everyone disappeared and I realised I had the entire open plan office to myself, this was me (apart from the gold tracksuit 😂)
December 4, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Today, the ENTIRE office went into a room for a meeting with the big cheese. I freak out in crowded rooms, so I politely declined. When everyone disappeared and I realised I had the entire open plan office to myself, this was me (apart from the gold tracksuit 😂)
I've deduced that there's something particularly comforting about the shoosh noise a cat makes when she rubs against me. In that moment, it makes everything alright in my little world.
December 2, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I've deduced that there's something particularly comforting about the shoosh noise a cat makes when she rubs against me. In that moment, it makes everything alright in my little world.
When your cat is so cute, your heart could burst 😍
December 1, 2024 at 12:19 PM
When your cat is so cute, your heart could burst 😍
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November 28, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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You can be anything you want in this world, but above all: be kind 😍
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
You can be anything you want in this world, but above all: be kind 😍
Trevor was rescued from terrible conditions in an intensive farm in 2010. The name had stuck by the Spring of 2011 when she laid an egg and she'd come to her name when we called her. She gave the best hugs, knew who she hated, and went nuts for sweetcorn. Some of her ashes are in my tattoo of her ❤️
November 26, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Trevor was rescued from terrible conditions in an intensive farm in 2010. The name had stuck by the Spring of 2011 when she laid an egg and she'd come to her name when we called her. She gave the best hugs, knew who she hated, and went nuts for sweetcorn. Some of her ashes are in my tattoo of her ❤️
I didn't want my first post to be sad, but I want to pay tribute to Mr Fortesque-Smythe, who we lost on Tuesday to liver failure. Rescued as a blind chick, he lived a happy life with us for 7 years. He loved his 'dad' and bloody hated me. We miss you already, Fluffers 💔
November 23, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I didn't want my first post to be sad, but I want to pay tribute to Mr Fortesque-Smythe, who we lost on Tuesday to liver failure. Rescued as a blind chick, he lived a happy life with us for 7 years. He loved his 'dad' and bloody hated me. We miss you already, Fluffers 💔