@maddierooster.bsky.social
Professional clown. http://Twitch.tv/maddierooster she/her
Hulu please renew Adults for season 2 I need to see Paul Baker get passed around like a bong thanks
June 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hulu please renew Adults for season 2 I need to see Paul Baker get passed around like a bong thanks
The Hinge your turn/their turn feature in chat is so busted because NO actually it’s not my turn. Yes he sent the most recent message but it’s still his turn to attempt to carry the conversation by asking even a single question or follow up about MY life (he will not do this)
May 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The Hinge your turn/their turn feature in chat is so busted because NO actually it’s not my turn. Yes he sent the most recent message but it’s still his turn to attempt to carry the conversation by asking even a single question or follow up about MY life (he will not do this)
“Kiss the Girl” found dead in a ditch outside LA. Cause of death: I listened to “Make a Move” from Shrek again.
May 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Kiss the Girl” found dead in a ditch outside LA. Cause of death: I listened to “Make a Move” from Shrek again.
finally a pope to condemn the sins of lower wacker
May 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
finally a pope to condemn the sins of lower wacker
Therapy homework was to point out minimizing behaviors this week and I want to tweet the “I’m getting a good grade in therapy” joke SO bad bc I feel like we’re really digging in but that IS a minimizing behavior oh my god
May 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Therapy homework was to point out minimizing behaviors this week and I want to tweet the “I’m getting a good grade in therapy” joke SO bad bc I feel like we’re really digging in but that IS a minimizing behavior oh my god
Used the in-app reels editor for the first time, DEEPLY insecure and tedious program. 37 clicks to rearrange clips, shaking like a leaf anytime I try to scrub quickly, a fucking POP UP to delete clips??? If you can’t hang just say that Instagram. I’m gonna go kiss the TikTok editor with tongue
May 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Used the in-app reels editor for the first time, DEEPLY insecure and tedious program. 37 clicks to rearrange clips, shaking like a leaf anytime I try to scrub quickly, a fucking POP UP to delete clips??? If you can’t hang just say that Instagram. I’m gonna go kiss the TikTok editor with tongue
Emotionally today I am one of those cartoon characters who just knocked over a shelf and keeps getting hit on the head by more and more progressively heavy objects
April 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Emotionally today I am one of those cartoon characters who just knocked over a shelf and keeps getting hit on the head by more and more progressively heavy objects
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The way artists feel about drawing their favorite blorbo is how I feel about drawing bricks or shiny tiles
April 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The way artists feel about drawing their favorite blorbo is how I feel about drawing bricks or shiny tiles
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In the update you can shake your crab ass crazy style to the REMIXED Polluted Platoon Pathfinder‼️
Full version is on YouTube NOW and coming to other music platforms soon 🎵🦀
Full version is on YouTube NOW and coming to other music platforms soon 🎵🦀
April 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In the update you can shake your crab ass crazy style to the REMIXED Polluted Platoon Pathfinder‼️
Full version is on YouTube NOW and coming to other music platforms soon 🎵🦀
Full version is on YouTube NOW and coming to other music platforms soon 🎵🦀
Picking up my fuck ass car from servicing after it gave me hell all week and I CANNOT even indulge in the ONE joy of having a car (singing along to musical theatre while driving) bc I have a sore throat like what the fawk 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞
April 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Picking up my fuck ass car from servicing after it gave me hell all week and I CANNOT even indulge in the ONE joy of having a car (singing along to musical theatre while driving) bc I have a sore throat like what the fawk 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞
Oh I’ve just been introduced to a new form of office passive aggression: excel sheet reformatting ! You learn something new everyday.
April 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oh I’ve just been introduced to a new form of office passive aggression: excel sheet reformatting ! You learn something new everyday.
Back in my day tech demos were free and were also fully fledged sports games but WHATEVER
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Back in my day tech demos were free and were also fully fledged sports games but WHATEVER
I know everyone complains about this every time they book a doctors appointment but jfc you just gotta love scheduling important medical shit 3 months out like I’m sure the issues will just take a break for 3 months and not negatively impact me at all while I wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I know everyone complains about this every time they book a doctors appointment but jfc you just gotta love scheduling important medical shit 3 months out like I’m sure the issues will just take a break for 3 months and not negatively impact me at all while I wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After over ten years, #TomodachiLife is back! Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is coming to Nintendo Switch in 2026. #NintendoDirect
March 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
After over ten years, #TomodachiLife is back! Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is coming to Nintendo Switch in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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invoking ChatGPT to me in a professional setting loses you respect points so, so fast
March 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
invoking ChatGPT to me in a professional setting loses you respect points so, so fast
Tried to log in to my refining console this morning and it sent a fucking authenticator code to my outies phone upstairs like what am I supposed to do all day dude
March 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tried to log in to my refining console this morning and it sent a fucking authenticator code to my outies phone upstairs like what am I supposed to do all day dude
THEY CALL ME HELLY R THE WAY I
March 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
THEY CALL ME HELLY R THE WAY I
meeting with my managers next week to defend my decision not to use generative AI! Hope they’re not planning to say anything too stupid!
March 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
meeting with my managers next week to defend my decision not to use generative AI! Hope they’re not planning to say anything too stupid!
1st base is working together 2nd base is falling in love as all versions of yourselves 3rd base is touching foreheads
#severance #arcane
#severance #arcane
March 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
1st base is working together 2nd base is falling in love as all versions of yourselves 3rd base is touching foreheads
#severance #arcane
#severance #arcane
Sun out windows open candles lit fridge full Chappell Roan blasting loungewear on playing Fortnite on company time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sun out windows open candles lit fridge full Chappell Roan blasting loungewear on playing Fortnite on company time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
interrupting my regular schedule of complaining about work and gushing about severance to drop a little March schedy, much to think about
February 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
interrupting my regular schedule of complaining about work and gushing about severance to drop a little March schedy, much to think about
Listening to Hadestown “Flowers” after S2E7 of Severance I feel like I’m chasing cocaine with more cocaine
February 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Listening to Hadestown “Flowers” after S2E7 of Severance I feel like I’m chasing cocaine with more cocaine
Genuinely considering calling out sick to work tomorrow so I can continue to stare blankly at things around my house and think about severance
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Genuinely considering calling out sick to work tomorrow so I can continue to stare blankly at things around my house and think about severance
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February 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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