riss
@tisriss.bsky.social
the hot single in your area except I’m none of those things. this is basically my diary
it’s me and my N95 against the world fr
September 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
it’s me and my N95 against the world fr
slowly converting all my friends into Dead by Daylight players
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
slowly converting all my friends into Dead by Daylight players
Reposted by riss
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
[A and me discussing me, with driving anxiety, getting re-familiar with driving in his car]
A: it’s because you don’t have enough faith in yourself
me: I absolutely don’t
A: it’s okay, I’ll have enough for the both of us
🥹
A: it’s because you don’t have enough faith in yourself
me: I absolutely don’t
A: it’s okay, I’ll have enough for the both of us
🥹
September 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
[A and me discussing me, with driving anxiety, getting re-familiar with driving in his car]
A: it’s because you don’t have enough faith in yourself
me: I absolutely don’t
A: it’s okay, I’ll have enough for the both of us
🥹
A: it’s because you don’t have enough faith in yourself
me: I absolutely don’t
A: it’s okay, I’ll have enough for the both of us
🥹
woe to the man who thought his jaywalking was gonna let him beat me to opening the door of the office building
September 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
woe to the man who thought his jaywalking was gonna let him beat me to opening the door of the office building
concept: Legion but it’s the four lovers from A Midsummer Night’s Dream
August 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
concept: Legion but it’s the four lovers from A Midsummer Night’s Dream
“I could die right now and I’d be good with that” —A not verbatim, eating crostini I recreated from the restaurant we go to for our anniversary
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“I could die right now and I’d be good with that” —A not verbatim, eating crostini I recreated from the restaurant we go to for our anniversary
“leave the house, spend $100”
yeah well stay at home, spend $100, also
yeah well stay at home, spend $100, also
August 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
“leave the house, spend $100”
yeah well stay at home, spend $100, also
yeah well stay at home, spend $100, also
I always feel a lot of pressure when the host asks “who’s never been to an improv show before?” and people raise their hands. you deserve a better performer than me taking your improv virginity
August 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I always feel a lot of pressure when the host asks “who’s never been to an improv show before?” and people raise their hands. you deserve a better performer than me taking your improv virginity
“I was just worrying— uh, wondering” —me with a Freudian slip
August 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“I was just worrying— uh, wondering” —me with a Freudian slip
sometimes when people are walking and clearly far more focused on their phones than what’s happening on the sidewalk, I snap my fingers, clear my throat, etc. to help them not collide with me by giving them echolocation
August 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
sometimes when people are walking and clearly far more focused on their phones than what’s happening on the sidewalk, I snap my fingers, clear my throat, etc. to help them not collide with me by giving them echolocation
“listen… I’m just trying to survive” —me, professionally, in a professional meeting
July 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“listen… I’m just trying to survive” —me, professionally, in a professional meeting
I waved at a baby today and he waved back at me so I guess the light inside me isn’t dead just yet
July 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I waved at a baby today and he waved back at me so I guess the light inside me isn’t dead just yet
“why? why? why? you have a scratching post”
“he has like six”
“but none of them are flesh”
“flesh that screams :)”
—A and me on how my cat loves to put his claws on A’s jeans
“he has like six”
“but none of them are flesh”
“flesh that screams :)”
—A and me on how my cat loves to put his claws on A’s jeans
July 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“why? why? why? you have a scratching post”
“he has like six”
“but none of them are flesh”
“flesh that screams :)”
—A and me on how my cat loves to put his claws on A’s jeans
“he has like six”
“but none of them are flesh”
“flesh that screams :)”
—A and me on how my cat loves to put his claws on A’s jeans
“don’t chew proudly in my face! that was very Calvin and Hobbes.” —A
July 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“don’t chew proudly in my face! that was very Calvin and Hobbes.” —A
idk I feel like if I were an elected representative and my party was doing some cartoonishly evil shit, I’d vote with the other party
July 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
idk I feel like if I were an elected representative and my party was doing some cartoonishly evil shit, I’d vote with the other party
I love that my family turned my brother into just as much of a theatre nerd as I am, if not more, and that it wasn’t bullied out of him as he grew up
June 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I love that my family turned my brother into just as much of a theatre nerd as I am, if not more, and that it wasn’t bullied out of him as he grew up
me: how’s your day?
Lyft driver: just beginning. how’s yours?
me: also just beginning
Lyft driver: well… let’s see what happens 🙄💖
Lyft driver: just beginning. how’s yours?
me: also just beginning
Lyft driver: well… let’s see what happens 🙄💖
June 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
me: how’s your day?
Lyft driver: just beginning. how’s yours?
me: also just beginning
Lyft driver: well… let’s see what happens 🙄💖
Lyft driver: just beginning. how’s yours?
me: also just beginning
Lyft driver: well… let’s see what happens 🙄💖
good night to everyone who finished a 2-year-long Call of Cthulhu campaign today (so just my friends and me)
June 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
good night to everyone who finished a 2-year-long Call of Cthulhu campaign today (so just my friends and me)
me: “should I get the physical book or the pdf?”
bf: “I know the answer. it’s book, because you like books, and we like books, and you wouldn’t be scared of a witch who was using her sacred PDF.”
bf: “I know the answer. it’s book, because you like books, and we like books, and you wouldn’t be scared of a witch who was using her sacred PDF.”
May 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
me: “should I get the physical book or the pdf?”
bf: “I know the answer. it’s book, because you like books, and we like books, and you wouldn’t be scared of a witch who was using her sacred PDF.”
bf: “I know the answer. it’s book, because you like books, and we like books, and you wouldn’t be scared of a witch who was using her sacred PDF.”
if I had a nickel for every time I played a TTRPG with a pair of brothers this week, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
May 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
if I had a nickel for every time I played a TTRPG with a pair of brothers this week, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
I pulled out a few horrible screams for improv rehearsal tonight that I wasn’t aware I had in me. good to kNOW
May 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I pulled out a few horrible screams for improv rehearsal tonight that I wasn’t aware I had in me. good to kNOW
past me what does this mean?
what does this mean past me
what does this mean past me
May 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
past me what does this mean?
what does this mean past me
what does this mean past me
hitting a milestone birthday has me thinking things like “should I learn how to play the oboe again” when an oboe is like $2000
May 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
hitting a milestone birthday has me thinking things like “should I learn how to play the oboe again” when an oboe is like $2000
line I was proud of from improv rehearsal tonight
prompt: “dry”
me: *eating dry food and lying about it being good*
scene partner: you always do this! you always politely endure something you don’t actually wanna engage with
me: yup, and after dinner we can go have sex
💀💀💀
prompt: “dry”
me: *eating dry food and lying about it being good*
scene partner: you always do this! you always politely endure something you don’t actually wanna engage with
me: yup, and after dinner we can go have sex
💀💀💀
April 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
line I was proud of from improv rehearsal tonight
prompt: “dry”
me: *eating dry food and lying about it being good*
scene partner: you always do this! you always politely endure something you don’t actually wanna engage with
me: yup, and after dinner we can go have sex
💀💀💀
prompt: “dry”
me: *eating dry food and lying about it being good*
scene partner: you always do this! you always politely endure something you don’t actually wanna engage with
me: yup, and after dinner we can go have sex
💀💀💀